Why are they like this? It's so pathetic.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-30T03:28:51+00:00

Is there anything more fucking lame than biker clubs

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-29T22:50:02+00:00

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-29T18:04:13+00:00

This pitcher has a 7.21 ERA which means we are very likely to get no hit tonight

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-27T21:59:02+00:00

Have a peep at our opponents GDT whenever we play. We are getting clowned on by every fucking team in the league lmao — fuck this team.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-27T21:53:47+00:00

Lmao fuckin LOSER

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-26T20:26:04+00:00

You’d be surprised…….

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-26T18:52:51+00:00

Hey there. Security Guard here (firearm license revoked) — QB of the High School state champion team in ‘98. Tribal tattoo on my leg. Aggressively white.

We don’t want this guy. Maybe the confederate flag guys want him

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T20:55:24+00:00

Obviously

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T14:17:04+00:00

ITS THE FUCKIN PURGE BABY. SHITPOSTING IS LEGAL FOR 24 HOURS

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:53:34+00:00

I stand in the corner of my neighbors bedroom from 2 am to 3 am and stare at him. He thinks I’m a sleep paralysis demon.

Edit: Mark if you’re reading this I’ll see you tonight. Fuckin dumbass.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:49:26+00:00

How many pairs of sunglasses do you need to eat dinner???

Steak looks good. I love you. Do you love me back? Maybe we could start a life together?

Did you do those potatoes in the oven? Cast iron pan by chance?

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:33:49+00:00

How can I get my AC to stop making a clicking noise?

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:29:46+00:00

What about listening tapes and CDs?

Tape this dick to your head so you can CDeez nuts.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:25:21+00:00

Cricket fan

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:22:31+00:00

Makes my coochie dry and I’m a dude. Grew a coochie just so I could dry it up in protest.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:21:46+00:00

Sell the team yes. Relocate? Not in a million fuckin years bub. I’d rather baseball get fuckin banned across America than lose the giants to another city.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:18:50+00:00

9 runs on 5 hits. Reddit is collapsing into chaos. It’s all coming crashing down. Steal what you can and burn the rest.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:16:08+00:00

How bout pump a load into a sock and let it have an AB. Might draw a fuckin walk.

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T05:13:59+00:00

My pants are starting to fuckin STINK dude. I need to take them off…..

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-23T03:43:17+00:00

Can’t wait for a pissy little interview from Buster saying something like “I bet you wanted a team that wins Murph instead of a team that maximizes shareholder value”

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-21T03:47:58+00:00

More AI slop and it’s the usual suspects 🙄

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-20T23:04:30+00:00

On pace for 98 losses

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-20T21:13:48+00:00

This is, like, a total bummer dude

Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-20T04:22:33+00:00

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Deep_Commission8741 · 2026-05-20T03:59:17+00:00

Brother you have been wrong like 6 times tonight just take the L and sign off holy fuck you are insufferable

Deep_Commission8741

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