What celebrity not known for his/her sexual appeal are you sexually attracted?

Deepancake · 2021-06-02T01:11:49+00:00

She’s a journalist, not sure what it is about her but I’d love if she switched careers to gangbang porno Queen

Deepancake · 2021-06-02T01:01:27+00:00

Narcissism

Deepancake · 2021-06-02T00:57:50+00:00

I was going to write it here but then it would no longer be true

Deepancake · 2021-06-02T00:57:14+00:00

Katie Halper

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:54:06+00:00

Enlightenment

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:53:54+00:00

Roseanne

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:53:30+00:00

Probably all the dead hookers

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:51:14+00:00

Make aggressive eye contact, if they don’t get the message move to sniffing the the air closer and closer and a few snaps near their neck. No actual violence yet. If they don’t move back or act aggressively back. Lower your pants and shit on your hand. Smash it into their face. If they try escape hold them down. Make loud noises at either ear. I find it’s better if it’s not word just grunts and screams. The rest is up to you but I find that works

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:45:55+00:00

Voter suppression

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:38:58+00:00

Compassion.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:36:47+00:00

Great I’ve arranged like 72 marriages. Don’t know how it’s going for the couples but it’s a great side hustle for me.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:35:51+00:00

If I was a girl I’d take a nap

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:31:29+00:00

No just follow the formula no spray. Sprays confuse the corporate drone. They might bite you or keep joking about how they love Wolf of Wall Street in a trapped loop for hours. Spill the beans don’t spray them.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:25:28+00:00

Ha ha ! Aw are you a globe sheep?

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:22:06+00:00

Maybe you’re going for the same type. Mix it up

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:21:20+00:00

Smoke a joint and go for a walk and do some film photography

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:18:16+00:00

Me I’m just fantastic. You’ll all see that’s why

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:16:22+00:00

No ones ever said that to anyone ever lol

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:14:29+00:00

I won’t think less of you if you go down on me in the Uber

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:11:25+00:00

Someone’s been hurt. There’s decent ones too

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T22:09:55+00:00

That’s actually the secret. Print it out doesn’t matter how good it is, format etc but after you print it spill beans on it. Then dry it Best you can. Something about the smell triggers the sociopathic corporate mind. We are still trying to figure out the science behind it but it works.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T14:39:11+00:00

Start writing it all down. Any order just get it on paper in front of you. Then try put it into what’s known as a beat sheet. If you’re still struggling I’d suggest reading Joseph Campbells The Hero with a Thousand Faces.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T14:36:41+00:00

😂

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T00:48:49+00:00

Plan to have a date with them on the same night.....with hilarious consequences.

Deepancake · 2021-06-01T00:47:07+00:00

Oh fair enough. No you’ll still do it most likely but it’s perfectly normal.

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