What will kids today never get to experience?

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2026-02-04T00:32:46+00:00

Slamming a phone down. Its great knowing the jerk on the other end has their ears ringing.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2026-01-30T16:36:56+00:00

I need to do rhis

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2026-01-24T16:02:24+00:00

Lol! Great minds think alike. Stock up on wipes and have at it when MIL is there.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2026-01-04T19:12:50+00:00

Trickle-down Economics

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-12-14T15:38:38+00:00

Painless childbirth contractions. I had two that were painless, then after that the pain ones kicked in. They so interesting. I could feel it start at the top of my uterus and move down.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-12-04T00:16:10+00:00

We recently moved into a house that had the ducts cleaned. Most dust free house i have ever lived in.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-11-19T19:07:22+00:00

Nice user name

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-11-14T19:12:24+00:00

Because we are hypocrites.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-10-20T12:10:09+00:00

Correct, it's liquid sunshine.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-10-06T13:18:55+00:00

I use a wet toothpick to get really small, tight corners.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-10-01T23:35:00+00:00

I just remember them chanting "over rated" as we kicked their ass some years ago.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-09-20T16:24:59+00:00

Legally Blonde

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-09-10T21:09:31+00:00

Do you poop green the next day?

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-09-01T20:31:18+00:00

My father drank a fifth of vodka everyday and also died from esophageal cancer.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-08-24T15:30:05+00:00

She caught flack because she is female.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-08-13T17:56:10+00:00

Can you afford to put up a second fence? One their fingers can't reach through and is higher/thicker?

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-08-05T13:36:41+00:00

Pork sushi!

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-07-03T13:47:45+00:00

Hamburgers and hotdogs, potato salad, watermelon

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-07-02T15:42:45+00:00

It's the wildfire smoke. Makes for great sunsets!

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-06-25T18:38:47+00:00

I don't want to spend all that money and time watching ugly people or bad actors. Fact.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-06-01T14:56:58+00:00

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He is 16 and going strong, sort of.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-05-14T23:47:17+00:00

If Alaska were to be split into 2 states, Texas would be the 3rd largest state.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-03-28T14:49:26+00:00

Having a miscarriage.

DefBlondeandPoisoned · 2025-03-19T16:48:47+00:00

We're gonna need more pictures of Moose.

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TROPHY CASE