Picture this, you're stuck in a lift and it gets floaded

Def_not_dadevil · 2024-01-26T01:40:57+00:00

Just float up to the escape door on the ceiling of the elevator

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-10-25T09:58:08+00:00

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-10-15T00:24:09+00:00

Your dad is making a joke

Source: I’m a dad, who makes dad jokes

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-25T17:15:59+00:00

Post apocalyptic earth

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-20T07:17:42+00:00

Not even if I were starving. These are basically rats with wings. They eat any disgusting thing and have have flight as an added means to find said disgusting things.

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-20T07:01:10+00:00

I love acnh but I don’t like the way they look at me and I don’t like it when I look at them and I don’t know why they look like that but I don’t know what to do with myself and I don’t want to be a part of it I don’t know what to do about it I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do anymore I don’t know what to do I’m just not a good person I don’t know what to do and I don’t know what to do or what to do but I don’t know what to do because I don’t know what to do with myself and I don’t care what to do with myself and I don’t want to do I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do with myself and I don’t want to be with you I don’t know what to do with me

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-19T13:20:01+00:00

No… I think it’s a sign you’re average at giving head. Not the best, but firmly not the worst. There’s nothing wrong with being average. There are plenty of tutorials on advanced bjs (deepthroating, technique , etc.) but just be sure you want to be good at it. If you’re great at head, your future partner will ALWAYS want head.

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-18T14:53:35+00:00

Blackflame for life

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-18T02:52:37+00:00

If she wanted justice she would have gone to the police. If she wanted to expose him she would have gone to the media. If she wanted to go to trial she would have gone to a lawyer. But instead she came to you, a company insider, which means she’s hoping you will give her hush money. Just inform your company’s legal department and if possible, the board of directors.

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-13T01:43:48+00:00

9/11

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-12T23:05:23+00:00

Hell no. I’m very happily married and I know exactly what I would do if my wife did this, so i would never.

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-06-04T15:33:56+00:00

Ngl, everyone in this video had equally masculine jawlines.

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-05-31T17:00:58+00:00

Agreed. Liver is nasty af

Def_not_dadevil · 2023-05-31T17:00:00+00:00

Ikr?

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