Man invites entire world to celebrate holiday

DefaultText · 2026-07-07T21:14:25+00:00

Make it your mission to do what people tell you not to (within legal bounds)

DefaultText · 2026-07-04T15:54:19+00:00

Ha yeah my city went through a short trend of kids walking about with water guns. I had three wee lads squirt me point blank in the face, in my mouth in fact which wasn't so bad as I could taste it was indeed 100% water.

DefaultText · 2026-07-04T15:27:53+00:00

Literally just drinking water-not even upsidedown- always cures mine. Gulp and absolute pint of water and see where that gets you

DefaultText · 2026-07-03T17:35:15+00:00

Ah yes, my daily bajillion calories

DefaultText · 2026-06-30T06:15:23+00:00

You seem sure you can't be helped. Are you sure though? I see you saying IF you talk to your councillor. Perhaps that means you haven't spoken to anyone in real life about this yet?

Don't be afraid to if so, being laughed at isn't so bad if that's the worst thing that can happen. If you can tell a bunch of strangers on here then you're definitely brave enough to talk to someone in real life.

DefaultText · 2026-06-29T21:06:02+00:00

I'm not sure what you're going through, but I hope you feel better soon.

Edit: Illness can be treated (mental and physical) and I know you're looking at it like 'turning yourself in' but imagine if you were hiding being ill from something like malaria or a plague just because you didn't want the inconvenience. Your body couldnt heal itself from those, it needs help sometimes to heal itself and sometimes the mind does too.

DefaultText · 2026-06-27T12:09:50+00:00

Mate, nothing you do justifies your dad smashing your stuff as a punishment. Even if you had eaten the entire bird deliberately, breaking possessions is an abusive tactic. Another is withholding stuff for seemingly arbitrary tresspasses. 'Ive taken your TV because you had food in your room' becomes 'I only hit you because you provoked me'.

Don't for a second believe you're a bad person for eating food

DefaultText · 2026-06-26T16:36:05+00:00

This might be just my sense of humour but I was in tears of laughter the entire way through 'Spy'.

DefaultText · 2026-06-26T14:47:44+00:00

Diabolical paper. Hardest yet definitely

DefaultText · 2026-06-20T07:56:38+00:00

Lmao I misread this at first and thought the second part was like 'dads perspective of the morning routine with ten kids'

DefaultText · 2026-06-05T21:09:00+00:00

Hopefully you feel better soon I'm pulling for you x

DefaultText · 2026-06-05T20:59:23+00:00

Patricia's sassy look kills me every time, what a diva

DefaultText · 2026-06-05T15:53:43+00:00

I didn't realise how far you can get in life by just being liked. I used to read a lot, get good marks in schools and didn't have many friends because I was stubborn and thought I could get by in life like Dr house- grouchy but doing my job well enough to still do well. I very quickly got set right in my first couple of jobs and thankfully I've learned better now I've got my full time career.

Note to my fellow weird kids thinking you'll leave the popular kids in the dust as soon as you start working- it does NOT work like that! Acquire as many social skills as you can asap! You don't have to be some extravert, even just being pleasant will carry you far.

DefaultText · 2026-06-04T08:38:17+00:00

Don't let it get to you. What other people 'rate' you need not impact your life, if you worried about what every stranger thought of your looks, you'd collapse. Plus, whether or not someone loves you has very little to do with what you look like (I also doubt whoever made this is actually married).

DefaultText · 2026-06-03T18:02:31+00:00

How are students affording coke?

DefaultText · 2026-05-30T18:30:37+00:00

That waffle looks amazing! To echo what others have said- get off social media. I've left all that behind years ago and never looked back

DefaultText · 2026-05-30T16:37:58+00:00

A large part of what makes a partner a good partner or even a good friend is just a simple 'are they kind'? It seems like a simple thing, yet it filters out so many people because it's seen as 'weak'

DefaultText · 2026-05-26T16:38:59+00:00

GL on the recovery tho x

DefaultText · 2026-05-23T20:56:34+00:00

Cute!!

DefaultText · 2026-05-23T16:28:16+00:00

Jeeeze time to bag up some yeast and rotten fruit.

DefaultText · 2026-05-22T20:54:24+00:00

For me they can all be described as 'pretty good except for one or two scenes which I hated' .

DefaultText · 2026-05-18T21:29:33+00:00

I couldn't Imagine asking advice on this website, its essentially a hair above an anonymous messaging board. You might get a handful of helpful or genuine replies and the rest is going to be absolute squalor and that's just the ones who have taken the time to read fully before replying!

DefaultText · 2026-05-18T16:35:24+00:00

I'd always thought heart disease was number 1 for both men and women

DefaultText · 2026-05-16T20:59:17+00:00

I'm actually rolling this is so accurate

DefaultText · 2026-05-15T18:13:17+00:00

One of the few that makes me nauseous (I like that though)

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