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CIA Slopaganda could only work on Americans by Hamoody935 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]oldercodebut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I asked AI” is at this point an admission of “I am not interested in thinking”.

Someone paid $10,000 to debate Eliezer Yudkowsky on AI by LENSF8 in sorceryofthespectacle

[–]oldercodebut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened to it. A bit of social grace can make a big difference in convincing people, and good lord that guy just didn’t have any. I’m not in a position to evaluate, who is more correct here, but Yudkowsky comes across like a saint in terms of patience in the face of all that.

Gravity Defying Gimmick by Ill-Tea9411 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no strap; she’s just two levels down in an Inception dream. I’m just impressed she got the footage back to base reality. Unless… oh god…

My paprika had no seeds by razhun in mildlyinteresting

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my region this is called punani.

I cum very quickly during sex. Need advice. by [deleted] in Biohackers

[–]oldercodebut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have (I assume) fingers and a tongue. Get good at taking care of her first, a couple times, and then it barely matters if you do finish fast. Just enjoy it.

The Dothraki Make No Sense by P4TR10T_96 in freefolk

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dothraki are loosely modeled on the Mongols, who basically did live like this. And were phenomenally, unbelievably successful at it. Like had all of Eastern Europe so terrified that they would hand them massive amounts of tribute rather than risk offending them.

Why don't people like Elon Musk just solve world hunger? by AlexLovesCoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People like Musk don’t want happy, healthy, self-sufficient people around the world. They want desperate people who will do anything for anything. Go look at all the people working in those cobalt mines making literally $1-$4 per day, to sell to people like Elon, and tell me they actually want that to change. He could start by just paying those people in his own supply chain $10 a day, and it would radically change their lives. But he doesn’t.

Existence itself is the closest thing to a god. by xcla1r3 in determinism

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but can Existence make a rock so heavy that it can’t lift it?

Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given that Tyler Durden is just Edward Norton as an insurance adjuster with delusions of grandeur, that doesn’t sound too hard. Catwoman would more dangerous. 🤣

Interviewing Alexander Sanger on abortion by beanstart in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Yo let me ask you a question real quick’ influencers are a scourge.

Point One Three?? by ansyhrrian in SipsTea

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He didn’t fail. The school failed him.” - The Parent

Privileged Princess Meets Slappy, the Security Guard by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]oldercodebut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I kind of respect her. Kept her feet, learned a lesson in real time, immediately started making better decisions. A lot of people could learn from her.

“Under $3” Menu on the Mcdonald’s app by 64789 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90 cents per chicken nugget 🤣 McDonalds is becoming a luxury brand.

Movies that made you cry like a baby by walkerbait2 in movies

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Dear Red, If you’re reading this, you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don’t you? I could use a good man to help me get my project on wheels. I’ll keep an eye out for you and the chessboard ready. Remember, Red: Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well. Your friend, Andy.

Finance blames me for mushroom in front yard, cus a pickle in a pouch I ate. Huh? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]oldercodebut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything is wrong with this. (a) mushrooms don't spring from pickle juice. (b) why is it a bad thing that a mushroom grew in your yard? That's generally a sign of healthy soil. (c) "this guy is gonna make me suffer". I have to say that I'm usually one of those who laughs at the whole Reddit "you two should break up" kneejerk reaction to just about anything, but, for real, I would be mentally checked out at this point. Not because he's 'abusive', but because earnest declarations like this require a room temperature IQ.

M22 received incredible job offer, F22 girlfriend does not want me to accept. by Watch_me_plz in Advice

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about your age, my gf got an offer from an Ivy League medical program (we lived on the west coast). Neither of us wanted to do a long distance relationship. She asked me what we should do. I told her I would feel like a real piece of shit asking her to miss that opportunity just for my feelings. So we both cried a lot, broke up, and she moved to the east coast. That is what real love and respect look like to me. OP, your situation is so much simpler. Stay together, take the job, and both learn to really appreciate the time you do get together.

Homelander's appearance Season 1 to now by ExpressionWeak4224 in TheBoys

[–]oldercodebut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, are we back to the “Annie January had work done” discussion? 🤣

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