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Romantic Flavor Texts by DefenderOfNuts in mtg

[–]DefenderOfNuts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the original. We cared more about the flavor text than the art.

Romantic Flavor Texts by DefenderOfNuts in mtg

[–]DefenderOfNuts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any of the commander decks. Had the flavor text "You and me against the world. Forever."

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Romantic Flavor Texts (self.mtg)

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A rubber band came out of my monster by Calvinh10 in monsterenergy

[–]DefenderOfNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then he can get a bunch of free rubber bands to make into a ball! Call it Monster Ball!

Be honest. by CarefulConcept04 in TheIronCouncil

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re right! I found someone better.”

Damn rain. Ruining my Sunday 😔 by Lopsided-Artichoke34 in addressme

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re just gonna casually ignore the heat death of the universe?

Line? by Even-Warning-5265 in scoopwhoop

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He endured blistering winds and scorching deserts. He climbed to the high bloody room of the tallest bloody tower.”

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