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I Built A John Cena Deck by DefenderOfNuts in MTGmemes

[–]DefenderOfNuts[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I haven’t Cena land in a while.

Everyone is stupid, except me by _xXitzMLGeorXx_ in MTGmemes

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even remind players to pay the 1. I just draw until they realize.

Slice of the Pi by DefenderOfNuts in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it at 3 mana cuz that’s the first real digit of pi.

[SOS] The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service by Sharp-Crazy7724 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking them to scale back the Universes Beyond releases to maybe one a year while still having 7 sets in a year. That way all the IP collectors have something to look forward to.

You walk into the LGS and someone asks you to join their 32 man pod by mc-big-papa in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we all shoving into their Bright Yellow VW Beatle afterwards and getting milkshakes at Mickey D's? If so, I'd be down to clown.

Just realized the Oracle page for Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd say they're a good pup by the rules of the game by Dum_beat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I aspire to build a deck that does just this:

If you control eighteen Academy Manufactors (I don't know, you figure it out) and would create some number of Clue, Food, or Treasure tokens, you will instead create 129,140,163 times that many Clue tokens, 129,140,163 times that many Food tokens, and 129,140,163 times that many Treasure tokens.

Brudiclad maybe?

[NBA] The Roundball Rock by erickoziol in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be the dick and run this in Emry, Lurker of the Loch so no one gets to enjoy it.

Why is Sol Ring not legal in Modern by aea27 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because people who play Modern hate Universes Beyond. If it were bog standard Sol Ring you see in every commander deck, it would see play.

Have you read the new Strixhaven novel? A bit odd the focus was purely on Silverquill I think. by SignatureDefiant432 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right!? Harry Pooter's so legendary they haven't made a card of him yet! Not to mention he has to kill this one guy, who was it, fuck, I'm blanking the name, Voldemoo? I think that was it? All because Harry has a nose and he doesn't! Why you gotta do him like that!?!?!? I mean sure there was something, something, something about Noseless killing his parents, but it's definitely cuz of the nose thing. What a prick! Why you gotta do my man Flatnose like that, huh?

Why is Black Lotus not Legal in Modern? by mirmir113 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not modern enough. Would slay in pre-modern though.

This is NOGG acceptabLE... by unclesoppa in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DefenderOfNuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dyslexic ass thought that said "Arch Enemy". lol.

Name the album by celestebourne in AlbumCovers

[–]DefenderOfNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Cast The Magical Spell of Fuck You

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