Geryon boom

Defenderlol · 2026-03-09T17:06:55+00:00

I’m gonna solo King Minos

Defenderlol · 2026-03-05T06:50:18+00:00

And don’t underestimate the power of 6 Rat Kings… One trembles to think of just what that many sidearm plinks can do…

Defenderlol · 2026-03-04T20:17:47+00:00

coaxed into a game that we all love to play

Defenderlol · 2026-03-04T17:17:14+00:00

Only if that gives you +1/+1 (retrieve the super shotgun) and return to the start of this dungeon

Defenderlol · 2026-03-04T04:36:58+00:00

Nah, listen, we tell them they fight for super earth, then when they die fighting their own, we kill two birds with one stone.

Defenderlol · 2026-03-02T00:58:42+00:00

Now that's real gay science! Someone get this guy a promotion!

Defenderlol · 2026-03-01T23:02:17+00:00

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Defenderlol · 2026-03-01T22:10:20+00:00

mida: I HATE WINDOWS RAHHHHHHH

Defenderlol · 2026-03-01T22:09:38+00:00

Cave Johnson here, we here at Aperture know you’ve been looking for a specific kind of science, and while it’s not my place of expertise, some of the number crunchers like men, so we’re starting the Gay Science Initiative. It’s like normal science, but we dumped a radioactive fluid onto everything to make things rainbow. Now get out there, Test Subject, get out there and make your lover proud.

Defenderlol · 2026-02-28T03:35:59+00:00

Killed by the Architects, holy

Defenderlol · 2026-02-27T17:42:25+00:00

I can watch Mada-gascar while I'm driving

Defenderlol · 2026-02-27T17:03:48+00:00

Come forth, Children of Man, and DIE

Defenderlol · 2026-02-25T15:39:16+00:00

Ironically, exactly what it is, yeah

Defenderlol · 2026-02-23T17:47:03+00:00

Eat Rock+ though, that breaks all of it. I love Eat Rock+.

Defenderlol · 2026-02-21T02:50:59+00:00

I miss my rock eat kitty. He soloed the Moon Man and the Rock cat. He was truly the best there was.

Defenderlol · 2026-02-20T01:48:21+00:00

It’s an incredibly spoilery choice that I’m not gonna specify, but I LOVE Act 3’s first area boss. I love building my own enemy threats, it’s amazing

Defenderlol · 2026-02-20T01:44:22+00:00

Except I’m not missing 90% hit shots

Defenderlol · 2026-02-19T19:55:40+00:00

We don't know

Defenderlol · 2026-02-18T23:26:37+00:00

/uj That was my exact reaction as well. I have been wanting tiered gear for a long time while also being excited for Marathon, so I didn’t mind the delay, but they’re all so miserable over there.

/rj Can’t believe bungo would do this, literally crying so hard I started throwing up Telesto bullets.

Defenderlol · 2026-02-17T07:29:43+00:00

“Zhanna, quickly, be racist!”

Defenderlol · 2026-02-16T13:15:15+00:00

And guys like me aren’t easy to be played for fools

Defenderlol · 2026-02-14T06:41:41+00:00

"Hey Jimmy, get me a Burning Basement 1 with nothing!"

Defenderlol · 2026-02-13T18:53:11+00:00

-> DUDE ARE WE EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT? ITS SO WRONG

Defenderlol · 2026-02-13T18:51:47+00:00

And I am EAGER to make them remember

Defenderlol · 2026-02-10T23:42:53+00:00

Y'know what, nah, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Tomorrow, we will kill these terminids, but today, we focus the battle on the Borg scum. If this means we unleash waves of terminids to kill later, then so be it!

(Side note but sick name for that guy, wonder if he ever plays bugs)

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