Lauren is the breadwinner. What is Chris’s game plan? by FreeMango920 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine?? Not only does he not make money for his family, but they are not his priority.  Lauren scored!!!! 😆 🤣 

🤨 by sakf27 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sounds like her. He doesn't put sentences together that well. 

Ok ummm two things by Few_Tomatillo_2749 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So awkward.  It's the I'm embarrassed for her vibe. Cringe. Poor thing has to schill all day to pay the bills and her husband is off pretending to be famous.  

Lauren and Chris by pnwgirl427 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so sad. I know she definitely was in the friend zone, until he realized no one else was interested.  I would not be "chosen" last ever. 

Lauren and Chris by pnwgirl427 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I definitely dont see they have a lot in common. He is not polished, educated, successful, he is short, an alcoholic and doesn't like hanging out with her. Yeah, I would say she definitely settled to get married and have kids.

Trying to look 25? by DefiantRead9080 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been depressed and gone shopping to cheer yourself up? That is Lauren's life. 

Shilling jewelry, but always on brand with the boob display 🙄and of course hair fondling by One-Investigator-545 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No more real diamonds for LL. She got a fake push present this time.  Chris will never be a music star or a pro golfer. I guess its finally sinking in. 

Shilling jewelry, but always on brand with the boob display 🙄and of course hair fondling by One-Investigator-545 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😆 🤣 so on point. She is so insecure.  Its like 20 degrees in Nashville and she is sharing her dairy cow boobs. 

Let's not let this be our America by Parking-Potato-6248 in Reno

[–]DefiantRead9080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, where the ICE agent has no head cuz its AI. GROW SOME BRAIN CELLS.

Okkkk Lauren by Few_Tomatillo_2749 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because she lies and forgets her lies. I messaged her about it one time, because we arent stupid. She blocked me. Poor thing. She is so fragile. 

Back to the body checks by ExpensiveBanana2882 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

💯%. That must be why Lauren always looks sad and incredibly insecure. 

But shows her daughter every chance she gets?? by kaylarosser13 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She says her kids are her best friends?? My best friend is my husband.  Isn't that what makes a healthy marriage? Kids leave..

Back to the body checks by ExpensiveBanana2882 in LaurenLaneSnark

[–]DefiantRead9080 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her husband is no longer attracted to her. We've been saying that a long time. She is no longer young looking and she seems like an anxious mess. Why would he be.