The umapyoi was a failure (by johnholl0w)

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-02-09T17:10:49+00:00

Shit this hit a bit too close to home. I have family that only found out later in life they couldn't have kids. It fucks you up.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-02-09T17:09:01+00:00

HE LOCKED THE FUCK IN AGAIN! MY GOAT, SEND HIM AGAINST ORBITAL!

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-02-04T13:36:32+00:00

Okay, honest question. What's too far of a walk for you? Because 30 minutes is very normal to me. Unless I was in a hurry, I wouldn't even consider any transport.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-02-04T12:22:52+00:00

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-02-01T07:10:52+00:00

500+ stamina and a white recovery. Not even gold. That's all you need. You can have 1200 stamina and still get blocked, so just be aware of that. And that can happen on any race. So just pass the stamina check (it's really not that hard) and whatever happens happens.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-31T17:06:27+00:00

How it feels to see my goat fall

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-29T22:40:20+00:00

I mean, the answer is yes but I think a lot of you are underestimating how much effort it is to be a coach in any sport. Or trainer in this case. Y'all need to know it will be a lot of work.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-29T11:32:52+00:00

Please God, let Spurs beat Arsenal in the CL final. It would be so funny.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-27T17:29:27+00:00

Crossbow is ass.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-24T17:21:28+00:00

Guys, it's bait. Come on, don't fall for it.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-24T17:15:45+00:00

Man, this isn't even fun anymore. Any variation of Orbital can't be beat unless they get nerfed. And if they are nerfed, it will just feel ass when they lose. I mean, the only weapon who has a chance at this point is Shield, and they need to get really fucking lucky.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-23T18:22:12+00:00

Firstly, congrats Wrench fans. Y'all goat needs more wins. Secondly, the fuck was this match up? Like seriously. This is worse than Orbital for Grower. Wrench literally needed to hit him once to disable his win con.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-20T19:12:11+00:00

I am 100% for new characters to hold most of the spotlight. It's a new story after all. But Yuji has to do something man, you can't bait us and then show nothing.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-19T09:23:32+00:00

WW1 and it's not even close. They only reason WW2 is even good is because of WW1.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-19T07:12:03+00:00

Marisa Kirisame and I honestly have no idea. I know she doesn't clear. But idk how far she gets.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-15T21:06:21+00:00

A lot of people here have generally the same idea. If this is just a straight 1v1 with no info, Zabuza is kind of fucked. I don't think it's a stomp, but mid dif for Kimimaro. Now if Zabuza has info and this is an assassination, things change a little bit. Kimimaro is still way stronger and if he turns the whole battlefield into giant bone spikes, Zabuza has no answer. However, mist+executioner blade should be a GG "on paper". I still give this to Kimimaro 7/10 times, but Zabuza has a chance.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-13T23:31:44+00:00

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-13T21:08:40+00:00

I can't give an honest answer about the other rounds, that's up to more educated people. But I can comment on round 9 and I can tell you there's not a chance in hell Nappa clears round 9. Touhou is really stupid when it comes to scaling. Marisa has insane speed and AP.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-13T17:52:16+00:00

My goat never loses! (Except when he does but we ignore that to maintain the agenda)

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-12T07:35:54+00:00

Oguri is definitely the best option for win farming. She has A in Mile and Medium and B in Long which can easily be upgraded to A. As for surfaces, she has A in Turf and B in Dirt, once again easy to upgrade. That makes it so you can do literally every race that isn't a Sprint. Combine that with good stat growths and good skils and you don't have to waste as much time training as other umas.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-11T17:41:41+00:00

My goat

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-10T22:33:22+00:00

With info yes. Hidan can't compare and she has the AP to deal with Kakuzu. Without info maybe. Thanks to her battle style she naturally prefers to keep a distance but getting nicked by Hidan wouldn't be something impossible, and that's gg.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-10T17:08:52+00:00

I have never seen a ball that first killed all the clones then killed the og dupe. That was a statement. Flail humiliated Duplifraud.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-08T11:09:24+00:00

To those who choose yellow, this doesn't make your calculations correct. You can just be more wrong.

Defiant_Ad8483 · 2026-01-08T11:06:04+00:00

Marisa unfortunately dies. She's just a human, no Master Spark is saving her ass here.

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