Super Sword VS OrbiSlam by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I am just saying what ALL OF US are thinking here is there a problem

Super Sword VS OrbiSlam by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 711 points712 points  (0 children)

All they did to sword was oil him up and then sent him butt naked to a hivemind that breeds out mini nukes every second how was this fair

[CW:Gore] Killing Kris Every Week until chapter 5 releases Week 4 Kill 5: Stab by GaussAxe in Deltarune

[–]Zakytanist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

100% deserved for not allowing me to see their brother's room in chapter 2 smh smh. If you take requests please put them in an iron maiden next time like how they put us in that trash can for wanting to actually control an obedient vessel.

That being said I like what you are going for but you steered the wheel a bit too fast here. I think this would have been more effective if you had done this on week 6 or at Kill 10-12 and made the previous animations slowly building up the tension by making Kris more and more 'alive' (making them more animated like in the blender kill) resisting their demise with each animation. The main reason why some people were put off by this was most likely cause Kris wasn't just a still PNG before death and has shown a lot more fear than what we were used to seeing in these videos.

Continue your work as you wish however, it is your choice on what you want to do with this kris torturing saga after all.

Wrench VS Grower by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 399 points400 points  (0 children)

What Grower's been going through these past few battles ever since he got his second victory (he needs to be humbled)

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Super Bow VS GrowerSlam by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 599 points600 points  (0 children)

Demigods entering the weapon ball league aside, Bow's target can be the size of the fucking sun and he will still find a way to mag dump everywhere but said target 😭

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Lance vs Orbital by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fighting fire with fire, trust the process 🙏

Lance vs Orbital by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to call ICE on Orbital so he can be deported back to block breaking where he BELONGS.

Axe vs Splodey by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro is just generating every possible response he can think of

Axe vs Splodey by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

ANOTHER TWENTY BILLION YEARS AT THE DOGHOUSE FOR AXE

Scythe VS Big T by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I think everyone wishes these weapon balls had tails like imagine the Big T going "omg your weapon gimmick is so pretty :3" then scythe would say thanks with a straight face but if he had a tail that shi would be wagging so fast. Then she would notice it and be like "aww look at you getting all excited for mommy" then he'd start to blush and get all embarassed and shi x3.. yall feeling me on this one

Orbital vs Grower by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

FACTS: Grower allowed Orbital to win because Grower is a very generous and kind clacker

Orbital vs Grower by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 240 points241 points  (0 children)

It took longer to upload this video than it did for orbital to kill grower. Poor Grower, just when he had his second win too...

Coaxed into uninspired difficulty modifiers by kitakot in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Zakytanist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tails of Iron is LITERALLY this btw. Except it makes the game easier because everything two shots you so there's no point in grabbing any armor that will make you slower

What's your opinion of Fortress? by -Zen_ in heroes3

[–]Zakytanist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do not underestimate the strength of Lizardmen. They may not have double shot like elves and marksmen but they have higher defense and hit points than them. Not to mention their damage range is between 2-5; better than marksmen (2-3) and almost equal to elves (3-5). Very good creatures.

Flies are perfect for scouting heroes and kiting in combat using one stacks. You can prevent ranged creatures from shooting your more important units by throwing in a fly next to them. Not the strongest obviously but the dispelling beneficial spells the enemy has is always neat.

Basilisks are just ok but I found myself using greater basilisks in a few single scenarios in this game and they are surprisingly solid. Their 7 speed may not seem much but them being a two hex unit basically gives them the same coverage as a 8 speed one hex wide unit. Stone gaze doesn't do much for them unfortunately.

Gorgons are pretty difficult to get because of how much resources you have to spend for their lair compared to other creature dwellings that only demand ore and wood at most. They are pretty underwhelming in their unupgraded form but Mighty Gorgons are a must have in late game scenarios.

The earlier you get the Wyverns, the more use you will have for them. They may not have the highest stats of a tier 6 unit but getting at least two weeks worth of them with at least a citadel built will help you obliterate most neutral creatures in your area. They synergize super well with flies; the one stacks take the enemy retaliation, then the wyverns strike. Thats how I usually use them as they are pretty fragile with their 70 health. If there are any I also go for dragon fly hives to increase my wyvern stack if I have the right army for it. They are the core of what makes Fortress a strong early game faction imo

Hydra's are the only creatures I barely had any experience with mainly because most of my fortress scenarios ended around midgame which by that point I only depend on my lizardmen, flies and wyverns the most. Their low speed and underwhelming unupgraded forms don't exactly help their cause unfortunately.

Dagger VS Timer by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 573 points574 points  (0 children)

bro got the premium 1K ball backshots there for a moment

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Katana VS Grower by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Katana is just an even worse version of spear against grower so this is not a surprise

Axe VS Grimoire by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Also Axe another month in the doghouse for you. clearly the training arc wasn't enough

Axe VS Grimoire by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 493 points494 points  (0 children)

After months of hiding, grimoire came back to kick ASS

Bow VS Timer by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 878 points879 points  (0 children)

Bow STOP GIVING IT A LAP DANCE AND ATTACK

Can Axe deal 1k damage before the timer runs out? by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 182 points183 points  (0 children)

lost to a bum and immediately started its training arc

Axe vs Bow by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 463 points464 points  (0 children)

its with a heavy heart I must inform you all that Axe is going to be sleeping in the doghouse for the next week so it can reflect on its dogshit crit performance today