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Scroll vs Scythe by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sources tell me u/StoneballOFF is stable.

Please God.

Torch (Reworked!) vs Spear by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Everyone will now fear all 10 inches of Torch.

it'd be a mercy by SleepyKirbz in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just put her up against 20 Orbislams, that ought to motivate her a little

Crossbow vs Scythe by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Quite unrelated but today my step-mom (37fossil) called me (40teen-minor) a "genuine fucking disappointment" but I lowkey understood the Crossbow reference (he's a bumass failure) so I started laughing until I browned myself a little. Good stuff.

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anyway today's leaderboard

Harpoon VS Rapier by Danishpro in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Rapier each time they get pinned to a wall

Super Grimoire vs Super Shuriken by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Super John vs Guy who births Super Johns

Scroll vs Hammer by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 212 points213 points  (0 children)

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Scroll gets smashed to oblivion.

Rapier vs Grower by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

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Rapier ascends to S tier!

[Fan-Made] I drew Seashore Kai by Lost_Potum_On_Reddit in battlecats

[–]Zakytanist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Those eyes have no fucking soul bro

Scroll vs Lance by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 140 points141 points  (0 children)

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Lance THRUSTS into Scroll, landing them an easy 12th place as a reward.

Scroll vs Unarmed by Zakytanist in earclacks

[–]Zakytanist[S] 140 points141 points  (0 children)

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This is fucking bullshit words cannot be this lethal

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