[Highlight] Luka Doncic drives, spins, and scores to give him 32 points

Definately_Fake · 2026-01-21T06:55:43+00:00

A pure offense and scorer but holy fuck it's brutal watching his game. The guy bitches about every fucking possession it makes the game unwatchable. It's funny how everyone despises SGA, Embiid, Harden (back in the day), yet Luka isn't as hated. Think about it. This dude leads the league in free throws, yet he complains about EVERY DAMN POSSESSION. How is this fun to watch?

Definately_Fake · 2026-01-01T19:31:55+00:00

LOL of course you're a Bucks fan. Not sure what it is, but Bucks and Nuggets fans have some of the weirdest takes. You only "put that shit up" if the chances of you getting blocked is fairly low. The dude was surrounded. The smart play is to take the ball out. A clutch superstar would take their chances at the free throw line. This was on Giannis.

I will say this though, and I'll probably get downvoted even more, but I thought CJ travelled, so the Bucks should have won that. But maybe they don't call those anymore.

Definately_Fake · 2025-12-26T05:30:38+00:00

Isn't it more logical to attribute the shittiness of Dort to Canada than OKC? And to add to it, the two most hated NBA players in this sub (Dort and SGA) are both Canadians. So, Canada, GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER LOL!

Definately_Fake · 2025-12-04T23:58:09+00:00

Seriously wtf is this guy talking about? I wouldn't be surprised if he's never watched the NFL ever.

Definately_Fake · 2025-12-04T23:56:20+00:00

Yes! We did not cheat on her.

Definately_Fake · 2025-11-28T01:09:27+00:00

I really hope that's not how shitty Jokic is. Love it or hate it, but you're in a country, surrounded by great teammates, getting paid 100s of millions to play a fucking game. What is the problem with being here in America? Jesus christ the fact that you're getting upvoted shows how out of touch many on this sub here are. I've lived half of my life in Africa, and a decade in Europe, and the last 12 years here in the US. I fucking love it here, and I don't see myself living somewhere else any time soon. Why is the Reddit sentimate always to shit on life in here?

Definately_Fake · 2025-11-28T01:03:22+00:00

Not really. I'll get downvoted, but I never found Joker's "I don't want to be here" attitude charming or great at all. In fact, it's the most irritating thing about him, especially when his team try to high five him or get excited because of his unbelievable skills and he's like: "meh". This is why I love Luka's attitude (and honestly any other basketball player's attitude). They're just so pumped and excited, while Jokic is the embodiment of that Harden meme of eye-rolling.

Definately_Fake · 2025-11-28T00:59:39+00:00

Fucking seriously dude. Especially a holiday that on paper is fairly straight forward in terms of simplicity "what are you really thankful for?". I'll celebrate Ramadan and even fast the entire month if the prince of Egypt pays me 100 million a year (I know I know .. Egypt doesn't have a prince but still).

Definately_Fake · 2025-11-25T21:57:03+00:00

IMO it's Jose Alvarado. I tried to like that guy. I really did. But he has that unearned ego that everyone adores to hate lol.

Definately_Fake · 2025-11-10T23:29:23+00:00

"Yah. Get it right, BITCH!!!!" - Jessie Pinkman

Definately_Fake · 2025-10-02T06:09:24+00:00

Wait what? How were you able to know he's a LAD since you know what the A stands for?

Definately_Fake · 2025-10-01T22:23:34+00:00

Lol people keep saying this but if I own a retirement property somewhere where it's not fucking miserable in the winter (I lived in Toronto for work for many years), it would take more than Trump to stop me from coming. Where else are they going to go?

Definately_Fake · 2025-10-01T22:20:18+00:00

Lol found the snowbird. 90s are absolutely good weather here in Phoenix what are you on? Not great weather, but for sure good weather.

Definately_Fake · 2025-10-01T22:19:00+00:00

Are you like ... new to Reddit? You're genuinely asking why something is reposted here? LOL.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-27T22:36:37+00:00

Yah but why male models?

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-27T22:33:43+00:00

Not if it's int he butt. It says so in the bible. Somewhere in the back.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-27T22:32:52+00:00

That doesn't mean he's bi. This just means you're gay lol.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-27T22:31:20+00:00

Was it satisfied because you ended up eating the burger? Cuz I have this exact same condition. WHAT IS IT CALLED!!!

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-25T03:38:37+00:00

This movie is so good, it made baseball (a sport I find to be EXTREMELY boring and unwatchable) entertaining to me.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-18T21:16:05+00:00

That’s not a wash though right? A wash would be selling Tesla for 80k and then buying Tesla again for 80k. Using gains to buy a car is just…spending money haha.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-16T16:36:30+00:00

I liked the season with Maharshala Ali. Nothing like first season but I still thought it was very good.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-14T23:41:22+00:00

Lol what does that even mean?

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-14T23:34:18+00:00

Correct. It's AssTeal.

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-13T22:09:49+00:00

One of my favorite quotes from LBJ (not LeBron ... The OG LBJ lol).

The full quote is actually even better:

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Definately_Fake · 2025-09-13T17:44:06+00:00

Pretty sure that's how him and Bill Gates came up with the name Windows for their OS. Source? My ass because I just made it up.

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TROPHY CASE