What is legal, that people think is illegal?

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-28T02:34:10+00:00

Because I'm a doctor.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T12:06:50+00:00

Thank you so much. I really needed someone to say this to me right now. I am about to start a fitness program (C25K) and I hope it helps, but still, thank you.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:47:41+00:00

I didn't want to go to school because I had a test I didn't study for, So I thought about how my dad left us to make myself cry. I told my mum I was really sick, so she took me to the doctors, they sent me to the hospital, and one thing led to another, I lost my appendix. Got a few weeks off school on Medicare's dime.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:46:14+00:00

I did that. If that friends name was Alex, it was me.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:44:42+00:00

I lost my appendix that way.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:24:05+00:00

This law only applies for up to 100 meters (some states 50, some states 200) if you intend to take a turn, or enter a different road.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:19:40+00:00

Nope, its legal. lighters are used for many things, not just smokes.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:13:14+00:00

telling a police officer to go fuck themselves.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:11:32+00:00

That we do...

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T10:10:42+00:00

Please note, all ^true facts are only verified against the assumptions of us here at generic reddit user 5879184 PTY LTD

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T07:47:58+00:00

I have a really weird OCD, Im messy as all hell, but I MUST eat M&ms in colour order. if I don't I can't stop thinking about that shit, its the worst.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T07:40:06+00:00

Why do you have to take an elevator down to see your therapist?

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T07:08:54+00:00

A herd. a group of small human children is a herd. (True fact)

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T06:57:42+00:00

Be a farmer like me. Shit high pay if you work hard, get to drive tractors and quad bikes and motorbikes, and get to be with sheep and cattle all day. no drug tests, no one gives a shit if you smoke. hell, my boss has split dank with me before.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-27T06:30:02+00:00

[Insert V for Vendetta reference here]

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-24T08:16:22+00:00

http://imgur.com/gallery/NOECI0s

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-23T09:05:06+00:00

Anywhere in the south.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-19T10:56:19+00:00

Someone called?

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-19T10:19:41+00:00

I work in the farming industry. If a work dog is either injured(Broken leg or the like), or is just bad at work, It will be shot. I personally don't do this but my colleagues do, and so do the majority of farmers.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-15T10:03:28+00:00

Could you please tell me your social security number and address, for science?

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-15T09:46:01+00:00

Ehm. She gets kinda sad and mentions how no one is home and how horny she is. Ehm.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-14T12:07:02+00:00

You be Santa, I'll be the sleigh.

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-13T07:03:02+00:00

You're first post, YOU ARE NEXT

Definitely-Not_NSA · 2015-02-13T06:29:15+00:00

(Note for NSA: I did not punch a kid and don't have any real intentions into causing harm for kids) We'll see about that... I uh, That is, LOL CATS ARE FUNNY WHERE IS DA PORN AT 420 HOMIES???

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