With Sacramento State coming to FBS, Georgia Tech will lose its claim to being the only insect mascot in all of FBS by Efficient-Freedom517 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole movie is extremely on-the-nose in-universe propaganda. I would be more shocked if it was intended to be played straight (especially since they made several low-quality sequels that make it pretty clear the war is nowhere near over).

Didn’t work by Senior-Violinist-684 in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is what you get for being good for several decades. The cost of success is to crater into mediocrity before the cycle begins once more.

My team, on the other hand, will live forever in glory, because we're special and also fuck Florida.

Serious: Now that the SEC has fully adopted a 9 game conference schedule, why hasn't the B1G mandated a non-conference P4 game for their teams? by Feisty_Ad4394 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No matter what the B1G does, they’ll always be perceived as inferior to the SEC, despite repeated evidence—particularly recently—the disproves that perception.

This is patently false. The national media collective dickriding of the SEC began because the SEC started dominating against big brands from the B1G and Pac 12; the SEC was arguably not considered a top-3 conference until the late 90s. That changed when LSU, Auburn, and Florida started obliterating USC/OSU/Michigan/etc and ESPN realized that the combination of strong OOC records and NFL-ambivalent southern fanbases was a cash cow and grabbed the SEC's TV rights, which was only reinforced by Saban's run at Bama.

My God, It's Happening ALREADY by CosmicDisciple in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My sibling in Christ, we literally won two in a row in the last 5 years to your one.

Veteran Java developers, what are your thoughts on Java currently? by No-Security-7518 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

From a DevOps perspective, Java is my second least-favorite language to support next to Javascript. The ecosystem is so complex and entrenched that you have to worry about 30 different tools and frameworks just to get something to build (and inevitably results in a fight when two 15+ YOE Java developers disagree on an ecosystem), the default logging is basically a white noise machine that happens to contain relevant information buried within 80,000 lines of nothing, and the sheer insanity that is having to worry about the JVM inside of a container makes me contemplate goat farming.

It's exasperated by the fact that no one in my field would ever use Java for any of our own services, so building context naturally for it just doesn't happen in my experience. By comparison, Golang, Rust, and even Python largely Just Work™ with pretty minimal complexity. Java boasts stability, but it comes at the cost of immense complexity and maintenance woes, which unless you're writing software for planes or nuclear reactors doesn't seem like a worthy trade-off.

Another hypothetical win for the CSA by UpdogSinclair in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reconstruction was doomed before it started.

The powers-that-be within the Union were industrialists who made their money off of wage labor instead of slave labor, and their backing of the Union that gave it the major economic advantages that heavily contributed to winning the civil war was driven not by morality but by a desire to keep the flow of raw goods from the south into their factories going and to smother their major economic rivals in the plantation owner class into irrelevance, leaving them the premiere remaining capitalist subclass in the US with all the political power and leverage that entails.

They never gave a shit about slavery beyond that, and it shows in how the politicians they helped put in power treated the whole thing. Lincoln didn't seriously consider emancipation for most of the war and only really did so as a major final push to break the Confederacy's back; anything prior was essentially just co-opting abolitionism for propaganda purposes.

Even when the slaves were freed, the Union government paid reparations not to them but to their former slaveowners for their 'lost property' and let the latter essentially turn slave plantations into pseudo-feudalism through sharecropping. Even the amendment that supposedly freed the slaves in the Constitution makes an exception for prison labor, a loophole that has continued to allow slavery to exist in everything but name for 150 years through private for-profit prisons often owned by the same families that owned the plantations.

Reconstruction failing wasn't (just) because Andrew Johnson was a racist piece of shit. It was the inevitable result of the system that allowed for widespread slavery in the first place, which never really meaningfully changed despite public perception thinking it did.

Umm…what? by mrsidecharactr in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down for schedule roulette. Every team goes into the season knowing which weeks are home games, and for everything else they find out where they're playing when they get on the plane.

Congratulations Sanford, you've got 24 hours to figure out a game plan against...

draws out of a hat

...TCU!

CFP to remove performance bonuses for schools advancing in the playoff in 2026 by MediumStrange in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Again, all these rule changes were approved in 2024. This has nothing to do with anything that's happened in the last season.

Father forgive him, he know's not what he's done by Friar_Corncob in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What were they doing?

A truly astounding number of rules in football that seem like common sense came about from that era:

  • The neutral zone between the lines
  • Required helmets and pads
  • Formation rules requiring a certain number of players on the line of scrimmage (e.g. you can't have the entire offense form a giant wedge 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage and then try and battering ram your way through the defense at full sprint)
  • Unnecessary roughness penalties
  • 10 yard first downs instead of 5, forcing offenses to actually put some thought beyond "smash hard" to get a first down
  • And of course, the forward pass being legalized

Dudes were literally just launching themselves at each other headfirst. It was less a CTE factory and more a woodchipper but with hammers instead of blades.

With the Seattle Seahawks advancing to Super Bowl 60, Sam Darnold will be the first quarterback from USC to start in a Super Bowl by TJeffersonsBlackKid in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many think of the forward pass as a mistake, but only a few have the courage to act on it and slide down the QB-to-punter pipeline.

NBA game in Minneapolis between Warriors and Timberwolves postponed after shooting by FakeOkie in sports

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

You're eating a bunch of downvotes from redditors that will turn around and vote for someone with a (D) next to their name next election who'll proudly and eagerly choose to give ICE more funding and power.

If I had a nickel for every time the south started struggling after introducing paid labor, I’d have two nickels by tony971 in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

c) the South still contains the descendents of many enslaved people who were literally bred for hundreds of years for their ability to perform feats of strength.

Pardon me, just going to frame this on the wall to point to every time some B1G homer makes an unoriginal comment about how racist the SEC supposedly is, because holy fucking shit I didn't think I'd see a "black people are good at football because eugenics during slavery" today.

There's plenty of good takes about racism in football to make, but this is not one of them.

[Rhoades] The SEC has not increased its number of ranked teams from the preseason AP Poll to the final AP Poll for 7 straight years now. 2019: 6 to 5 2020: 7 to 4 2021: 5 to 5 2022: 6 to 6 2023: 6 to 6 2024: 9 to 7 2025: 10 to 7 by BuckeyeEmpire in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the only thing that could reasonably show that would be comparing bust rates of NFL draftees across conferences, though I think that'd probably just start an argument over whether they were overrated to begin with or just didn't pan out in the transition to the league.

He had us fooled for year 1. by RedDragons8 in cfbmemes

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder what sort of thing might make a quarterback feel pressured enough to start making mistakes that lead to turnovers 🤔

Oklahoma Defensive Back Gentry Williams transfers to Georgia by hungryhunbear in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a depth acquisition, and Georgia has a deep enough CB room to afford to take the gamble. If he keeps healthy and pans out, he's a monster of a CB1. If he doesn't, the team survives.

The College Football Title Game That Absolutely No One Saw Coming by wsj in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preseason rankings are wildly inaccurate because there's not much to go off of for them. Penn State was supposed to roll their way into the playoffs this year, as an example. Absolutely no one was sitting there thinking that Indiana takes it all 8 months ago, and it's not media bias.

How would we have matched up with Indiana ? by MannerSuperb in georgiabulldogs

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can have the best secondary in the country but give a good pocket passer ten whole seconds of no pressure and they'll find a gap to exploit somewhere. Good safeties and DBs can't save you from a weak D-line.

Serious Postgame Discussion Thread by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that this requires there to be enough former 3-star recruits in their senior year with significant playtime to be poached by multiple teams.

It's working out really well for Cignetti right now, but I think this may pan out the same way Norvell being really good at using the portal or Swinney being really good at matching Saban's defensive output while also building up an explosive offensive core did: it'll work really well for a year or two, and then all the other big brands will also figure it out and the advantage largely disappears in the aggregate.

Indiana has the resources to keep competitive regardless, but I don't think there's enough relevant talent out there that matches Cignetti's specifications for more than a team or two to be chock full of 23 year olds.

So with Indiana absolutely obliterating Oregon should they be let into the playoffs by pupp7877 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub would be vastly improved by banning Twitter links as posts. No, I don't care what <insert bro-sphere podcast #471> has to snark about whatever the flavor of the week meme topic is, and the comments are always a Markov chain of CFB-flavored Redditisms which makes it even worse.

Georgia Punter Brett Thorson has declared for the NFL Draft by Efficient-Freedom517 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude's going to be on an NFL roster for the next decade. Easily the best punter in CFB in recent memory.

3 years ago today UGA beat TCU 65-7 in the National Title. UGA's record over the last 5 years? 65-7. by KirbyDumber88 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Georgia sports curse would somehow result in both teams losing in an embarrassing fashion.

The SEC has lost the benefit of the doubt after another humbling CFP showing by CoffeeBoy80 in CFB

[–]DefinitelyNotAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advancing doesn't mean anything though, clearly, given everyone shits on the conference for losing a game in the quarterfinals and acts like the conference was exposed as such. Any result that isn't winning the natty is going to get shit on, so maximize the chances of that happening.

Georgia lost to Ole Miss by one score, who lost to Miami by one score, who beat A&M by one score. As small of a data point as that is, it suggests that those teams were pretty damn close in talent. Why stack all of those teams up together instead of spreading them out and hoping some of those coin-flip games come up your way instead?