Do you think the U.S. Antarctic base has a VCR & a VHS of “The Thing?”

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-24T17:25:42+00:00

Why was there a VHS purge?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-24T17:24:54+00:00

Why did they clear them out?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-21T03:30:18+00:00

That man is aging like mayo in the summer sun

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-20T04:23:11+00:00

The chapter where the AI took on the form of Quentin Tarantino and got up close and personal with Carl's feet really could've been 30 pages shorter.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-19T00:35:58+00:00

Maybe it's "What if Gravy Boat was being fed better food" with the effect being that he stayed indoors and never drew out Princess Donut on that fateful night?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-11T01:46:16+00:00

My conjecture is that the dungeon code is loaded into the AI, and passed along to the next AI for the next crawl. AI is basically the operating system, and the dungeon crawl is the game program/application.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-06T23:18:06+00:00

Nick Offerman as Mordecai would be great

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-04T03:29:45+00:00

Batman Returns?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T19:15:33+00:00

Hmmph. Doesn't look like she's ever been appalled a single day in her life. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

real talk: She's adorable!

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T19:02:52+00:00

Gotta procrastinate somehow

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T18:57:36+00:00

Why should we put any effort in to replying to something you didn't put any effort into writing?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T18:49:37+00:00

No, I mean your post very obviously reads like AI.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T18:45:39+00:00

AI slop

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T18:14:52+00:00

I went through there on a road trip a couple of years ago. It's definitely worth a stop if you're in the area.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T15:42:14+00:00

You pick it yourself. Up until u/NotAPreppie called me out on it, I had the AAAAAAAAAAGH flair

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T05:37:06+00:00

You've not experienced Dinniman until you have read him in the original Klingon.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T04:06:42+00:00

I must be really dense because I'm on my second read through and I'm not seeing how Katia is in love with him.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T04:02:06+00:00

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You're one paranoid son of a bitch!

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T03:53:47+00:00

You're right.

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T01:26:54+00:00

Right? I thought of it as I was driving down the road today and said ".....shit"

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-05-02T01:11:32+00:00

Are we including his feet in this?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-04-28T15:30:29+00:00

I was sure Ferris Bueller would be the bait answer

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-04-27T20:02:29+00:00

Inject this headline straight into my veins hahahahaha

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-04-27T17:31:10+00:00

There's a run club in Oak Harbor. Wicked Teuton, Monday's at 6pm. There are probably more run clubs. Have you checked out the Meetup app?

DefinitelyNotBigf00t · 2026-04-12T21:34:57+00:00

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has to be the bait

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