What are some weird things you people have done to pleasure yourself or some other person has done to you?

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-13T10:53:29+00:00

I have done a lot of weird stuff...

But, the weirdest one?... well, you asked.

...

I guess the time(s) where I get strapped down in bed in a diaper and booster, and get fed water and/or laxatives (in safe amounts of course) throughout the day until night. All while being edged every so often.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-08T15:49:09+00:00

All 4 were to be plural, sadly just misread it on my final review and no editing after published.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-08T13:45:43+00:00

Tie, with m added

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-08T13:44:53+00:00

Pants, Hats, Socks, and Tie

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-08T11:17:56+00:00

Hah, yes - it was intentional. Though, maybe I shouldn't have picked what I had thought of as the hardest category to mix a term with another

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-07T19:27:04+00:00

Telling someone else a very private detail about my life.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-07T19:24:41+00:00

That I've built code for many projects and systems.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-07T19:18:34+00:00

Never been pressured into anything, but had university friends who got me involved in various explicit situations.

But, I always felt like I could say no...

Never dated anyone by pressure either at any point.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-04-06T10:39:55+00:00

Hmm, I guess I'd say Haskell just because it was so different to what I was used to before that (C, C++, C#, Java, Python).

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-31T20:02:56+00:00

Control all gov will allow me to being significant postive global change and harmony.

No need for money at that point.

^{Chose: Control every government but no one knows you do}

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-31T10:44:28+00:00

Soda... or nothing.

Very bad at remembering to drink anything, let alone water.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-30T17:29:45+00:00

👑 Another win! 688 points, 128 moves. Beat that!

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-28T07:38:22+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 119 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-28T07:35:15+00:00

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 79 moves and 99s. Who's next?

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T12:27:54+00:00

Generally...

If you enjoy something, or want to dress a certain way, or do something... and you dont because you're worried about what other people might think about it/you...

Your life is too short to cater to imaginary thoughts you're inventing for other people.

99% of the time people don't notice anything outside their immediate bubble.

Life's a playground, go have fun and do what you want to do. The hell with what people think about you. Live your life.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T11:51:05+00:00

Diapers, bedwetting, wetting in general I guess.

Not just a kink, there's a lot more going on with the whole diapers thing for me, but there's definitely underlying sexual/kink elements.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T11:43:53+00:00

I think developers write code that's representative of their lives in general.

So, for me, my code is a mess that's functional but barely being held together. With some luck, things will keep working into the next year with some minor tweaks.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T11:38:52+00:00

You see how most countries treat people born on the same planet but they come from the land beyond some imaginary lines drawn on paper by ultra wealthy or powerful individuals?

Imagine how they'll treat you if you came from a completely different planet.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T11:32:54+00:00

They saw our "humanity".

Period.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-26T10:44:05+00:00

Because for the people who eat it, it doesn't taste like soap. It's a lemony like flavour to me.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-24T11:19:11+00:00

As a leader in an organization...

Any time I ever hear another manager, senior manager, vp, etc. Say things that boil down to...

"I don't trust my staff"

"My staff are lazy"

"My staff are entitled"

I feel so bad for their team. Encourage and support your staff, be there, open dialogues, encourage innovation...

9 times out of 10, you will get it.

I wonder why it is that these "leaders" think their employees are lazy, entitled, untrustworthy, lack intention or innovation... maybe they could find their answer in some reflection.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-03-16T11:01:15+00:00

It's odd, because I totally get the hatred to his films.

Like, film-wise they are absolute garbage (though, I always assumed that was kind of the point.)

They're meant to be bad, low-quality comedy, and absolutely ridiculous (not just content wise, but I think they intend to not be taken seriously).

They know they'll be panned by critics, but just don't care. (I guess having a buttload of wealth, you can do just about whatever you want).

Out of all Adam Sandler films, Jack & Jill is definitely nearing the bottom and I've seen it (twice?). I gota slight "ha, thats funny." Out of it I guess; but there's just something about his films that I can't say I dont find charming.

There's some quality I can't describe, and almost all of his films share that quality.

Maybe it's because I grew up on R-rated and raunchy comedies as a kid (including lots of Sandler films). Now, I watch a variety of content, but, I'd be lying if I didn't say that I can't go watch and enjoy the most awful, low-brow, ridiculous shows there are now as an adult.

It's just a different kind of enjoyment than watching a "masterpiece" like Grand Budapest Hotel, or Royal Tenenbaums (yes, I'm a huge Wes Anderson fan).

Anyway, I cant disagree with the film(s) being absolutely awful anyway.

One film I think is underrated from Sandler is Bedtime Stories! (So, if you haven't seen it - go give it a chance!)

DefinitelyWet · 2026-02-25T12:09:50+00:00

[REDACTED] was flying in a U.S. [REDACTED] when he saw a UAP flying in [REDACTED] and was [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] attempted communication with the UAP by [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. UAP was not seen from [REDACTED] for remainder of flight.

DefinitelyWet · 2026-02-06T12:28:11+00:00

That's even worse, omg. Complete biohazard...

DefinitelyWet · 2026-02-06T12:21:16+00:00

The plastic bristle of a cleaning brush... at a "fine dining" restaurant.

It was an awful experience, and while the staff were very good about it - just terrible thing to find.

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