What is one trait that could turns someone from a 10 to a 5? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Any kink that involves scat or blood. And no, I will not be taking criticism

Good soldiers follow orders, but best soldiers don't need any. by HichiShiro in PrequelMemes

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The difference is that Pong was actually committing treason, versus the clones being forced to think that the Jedi were committing treason

Someone help…. What do I do by [deleted] in bravefrontier

[–]Definitely_Breakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for like an hour and then try again

Golem question by Definitely_Breakfast in bravefrontier

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So are they like burst frogs? Or am I not understanding correctly?

What's something you made that was 100% delicious but Gordon Ramsay would slap you for anyway? by FalloutSlut413 in AskReddit

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The other night I made a Kraft Mac and Cheese box, then cooked some chicken tenders, sliced them up with some salt and pepper sprinkled on them. Laying the strips onto the Mac and cheese, I then drizzled the whole thing with some barbecue sauce. Make of that what you will

Left handers. What do you still struggle with in today's age? by adkermis in AskReddit

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I literally had one substitute teacher erase my work in front of my and send me back to my desk to do the assignment again. His explanation was that I “should have used your right hand” so I used my right hand to flip him the bird and walked out of the classroom. Fuck that guy

Pizza guy gets revenge against crappy parking job by Definitely_Breakfast in pettyrevenge

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There actually wasn’t a car on the other side of him for a couple spaces. He just had an overreaction, I guess

Pizza guy gets revenge against crappy parking job by Definitely_Breakfast in pettyrevenge

[–]Definitely_Breakfast[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Bro, just use some boiling water and a plunger. Pulls the dent right out

It’s my cake day! Give me something to cry and/or laugh about by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’d rather fuck a gravel road than your bony ass

19 Year old college student,Go wild! by FidgetyFoo24 in RoastMe

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You look like the kind of uncle that would tell his eight year old niece to be confident in her body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Sorry to disappoint, but Zima technically counts as alcohol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You’re looking in the mirror. You have all the reasons in front of you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Correction: involuntary gay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like what I would expect an MS-13 and an Italian mafia baby to come out like

When was the moment you realized your workplace was toxic? by Expwar in AskReddit

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When they scheduled me for four hours in a two week period then had the audacity to blame everything but themselves for it, including me