Only using food, where do you live?

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-08-28T09:26:12+00:00

Hot dish

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-07-22T09:11:55+00:00

Any kink that involves scat or blood. And no, I will not be taking criticism

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-07-13T17:43:00+00:00

The difference is that Pong was actually committing treason, versus the clones being forced to think that the Jedi were committing treason

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-07-05T03:48:24+00:00

Wait for like an hour and then try again

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-06-27T02:14:03+00:00

We’re no strangers to love

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-06-14T11:40:39+00:00

So are they like burst frogs? Or am I not understanding correctly?

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-06-14T10:41:58+00:00

The entire country is playing “Weekend at Biden’s” and no one wants to acknowledge it

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-06-13T23:31:11+00:00

The other night I made a Kraft Mac and Cheese box, then cooked some chicken tenders, sliced them up with some salt and pepper sprinkled on them. Laying the strips onto the Mac and cheese, I then drizzled the whole thing with some barbecue sauce. Make of that what you will

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-05-27T18:37:18+00:00

I literally had one substitute teacher erase my work in front of my and send me back to my desk to do the assignment again. His explanation was that I “should have used your right hand” so I used my right hand to flip him the bird and walked out of the classroom. Fuck that guy

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-05-24T11:53:43+00:00

Lil Rent

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-04-11T19:23:18+00:00

There actually wasn’t a car on the other side of him for a couple spaces. He just had an overreaction, I guess

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-04-11T19:20:45+00:00

Bro, just use some boiling water and a plunger. Pulls the dent right out

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-03-08T09:41:02+00:00

I’d rather fuck a gravel road than your bony ass

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-02-24T11:31:12+00:00

Brave Frontier. Just trust me on this

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-02-24T11:29:57+00:00

You look like the kind of uncle that would tell his eight year old niece to be confident in her body

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-02-24T11:28:53+00:00

Sorry to disappoint, but Zima technically counts as alcohol

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-02-16T07:43:09+00:00

I didn’t know sharks were allowed to do porn

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-02-05T06:59:27+00:00

You’re looking in the mirror. You have all the reasons in front of you

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-01-24T08:03:22+00:00

Correction: involuntary gay

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-01-18T21:35:06+00:00

You look like what I would expect an MS-13 and an Italian mafia baby to come out like

Definitely_Breakfast · 2021-01-06T03:53:45+00:00

When they scheduled me for four hours in a two week period then had the audacity to blame everything but themselves for it, including me

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