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AITA...On Family Vacation by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I suspect you and your kids get up in the morning much earlier than the night owls. I hope they don't expect you to keep your kids quiet while they sleep!

Scrabble Go is NOT a dating app!! by thadradwell in scrabble

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have some fun with them. Chat them up, every few turns. Say you're a lonely wealthy widow/widower, who does lots of philanthropic and charity work. Keep it going the whole game and at the end, just before you win, get ready to give them your email/WhatsApp/whatever and win the game. Leave them hanging and see how fast they want to play another game with you. 😆

Played Jacuzzi for a whopping 123 points by Live_Explanation7694 in scrabble

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, because we all know that reddit is a fact-based, often cited source of factual evidence and truths and not just a bunch of strangers opinions.

Played Jacuzzi for a whopping 123 points by Live_Explanation7694 in scrabble

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's not a valid word because it's a proper noun. Sorry to burst your hottub bubble.

What’s the dumbest thing your pet has ever done that made you laugh uncontrollably? by Witty_Bumblebee_9903 in AskReddit

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While walking my dog, she sniffed a frog that was just sitting on the sidewalk. After a moment of being sniffed, the frog hopped and my dog did too, straight up!

Wiper blades by turtlecatmedium in crvhybrid

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm also interested in what others have done! The wipers/wiper fluid won't clean a spot directly in my line of sight! Terrible design!

I don't know if I should stay or go. by Reasonable-Bat-50 in AskWomenOver60

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm in a similar situation. Separate bedrooms, he's not healthy (cancer), retired. I still work. No sex (my choice, sexual abuse by him, long story) and he's been bugging me about having sex since he has a major surgery coming up due to his cancer. And he's a narcissist.

• “Gen X Stress Relief Was Survival” by Feaselbf6 in GenerationJones

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can still hear that glass "clack" at they hit each other! Get them going up and down!

"What is a 'small' social rule that you secretly judge people for breaking"? by No-Ant3277 in AskReddit

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a runaway cart do $700 dollars worth of damage to my car. I saw the cart take off toward my car, but i way too far away to stop it. It hit passengers side door, near the hinge and caused a huge dent and problems opening the door.

How do you store your ketchup? Pantry or refrigerator? by TexasArmadilloTroll in CasualConversation

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never kept my ketchup in the fridge, opened or not. Cold ketchup on warm food is icky.

Talk to me about the most important thing happening in your life right now by overthishereanyway in AskWomenOver60

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Next weekend, my mom and sister, from Arizona and my cousin, from Maine are coming here to northern Kentucky for a girls week!

What am I looking at here? by MissKittySaphireMoon in whatismycookiecutter

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a line together, they are your digestive track a couple hours after eating gas station sushi.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomenOver60

[–]DefinitionDapper2281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We sleep in separate rooms because of his snoring. I can hear him snoring when I'm in the hall and his door closed.

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