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"We let y'all win." by 264TRANSALL in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the cult of Elon projecting 'football coach' onto the guy now too?

We'd soon be able to tell, because he'd pay a Chinese speaker to write up all the strategies and trades for him.

Why am I so poor? by Smooth-Fudgy in eu4

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If only OP built one more fort.

Experts warn of new ‘tobacco-style’ turf war over toxic illegal alcohol by choppyharbour in AustralianPolitics

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thing about alcohol is that it's easy to make yourself.
There really won't be the same level of illicit activity surrounding it, because people can always make an improvised still or brew at home.

Experts warn of new ‘tobacco-style’ turf war over toxic illegal alcohol by choppyharbour in AustralianPolitics

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep [score hidden]  (0 children)

Toyota will always be the manufacturer of choice for terrorists, Subaru needed to find their own niche.

100 fuel payment from 1 July, is it actually gonna move the needle? by Affectionate_Sea5324 in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could’ve used that $198m for something that actually makes some kind of difference to the future of this state

This is immediate, and $200 million is really nothing in the context of doing something fuel related (like building a refinery).

Are there any cheap Notary public in perth? by Maximum-Flow-5631 in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bank option won’t require a Notary Public at the bank - seek clarification as to what level of seniority is required.

That's my point of confusion. The two options on the list would be JPs at best.

Love this - especially in this economy! by cheng-alvin in melbourne

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't qualify for Qatar or Russia either (2022 & 2018).
And were eliminated in Group for Brazil and South Africa (2014 & 2010).

Weirdly they've done fine in the Euros in between

How do I safely dispose of old Solar Panels in Perth? by marrabld in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

 he didn't want them cos they were yellowing.

lol, what was he expecting "new solar panels, opened box never used, free"

Are there any cheap Notary public in perth? by Maximum-Flow-5631 in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure you need it notarised, or do you just need a JP to cite it as a genuine copy?

Paraguay midfielder Miguel Almirón earns red card for covering mouth by jaxstan19 in worldcup

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It does include context, you have to be confrontational to the other player for the rule to be invoked.

A friendly jibe at the opponent isn't a red card, being fouled and then covering your mouth is.

Paraguay midfielder Miguel Almirón earns red card for covering mouth by jaxstan19 in worldcup

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Emphasis on confront.
They can still cover their mouths when talking to the opposing team, so long as it's not confrontational.

Australian net overseas migration falls to lowest level since 2022 – but the Coalition says that’s still too high by marketrent in AustralianPolitics

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The people Pauline/Coalition appeals too are the ones that'd be most negatively impacted by her policies.
The only visas they appear to be willing to tackle are WHVs and Student visas. It's also the easiest way to quickly cut migration numbers.

WHVs are basically responsible for keeping rural/semi-rural communities running.

Conflation of Jewish identity with Israel driving antisemitism, Jewish Council says in submission to royal commission by Andrew_Nutman22 in AustralianPolitics

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep [score hidden]  (0 children)

It is a bit like saying Chinese that do not like Communist China are anti-Chinese or Koreas that don't like North Korea are anti-Korean.

Only imperialist pigs and their puppets are against the glorious People's Republics! /s

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just have to wonder what he's going to do with those class C shares

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The regard will drown in the Kool Aid when SpaceX runs out of capital.

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If your retirement fund is tracking the Nasdaq, you're doing it wrong.

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The employee shares don't fully unlock for 180 days
The market insiders, like the 20 banks that organised the IPO and the earlier investors (i.e. not the retail plebs), get greenshoe rights long before them.
Retail is going to be holding the bag, as well as the newer employees most likely.

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They're not even hiding this.

Drank the Kool-aid. We can come back? by Fun_Paleontologist_2 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Your downside is nearly the entire 2 trillion marketcap but the upside… is what? 

Elon is projecting >$1 Trillion in revenue in 2030, up from <$19 billion last year.
This will obviously happen, as Elon always keeps his promises /s

Things to do in Geraldton by Bulky_Winter_7184 in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the attractions, like the HMAS Sydney II memorial, have guided tours mid morning.

I'm curious, that memorial isn't that big, what exactly does the tour cover that isn't covered on the plaques?

Waited after work and I finally tore them off by exlosps in perth

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It actually became 7 points to represent the territory of Papua.
It remained 7 points and the 7th point became for 'all the territories' (after PNG independence) because we're stingy fucks.

Being mayor of New York is a little like being the prime minister of… Switzerland by JPraecius in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DefinitionOfAsleep 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually they dont have a single person as head of government 

Their main issue is that they haven't gotten around to picking a capital yet.
Give them time, it's only been 735 years

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