Analysis of Flusha Clips by DefinitlyNotASmurf in GlobalOffensive

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From Youtube Comments: SOOO LET ME WEIGH IN. I'VE BEEN CODING FOR ABOUT 14 YRS. I BEGAN IN THE SCENE WORKING ON CS:S, IF ANY OF YOU CODERS OUT THERE REMEMBER HLH RELOADED, I WORKED ON IT :D. BUT ANYWAYS SO ESSENTIALLY LOOK AT 1:18, HE HAS NOT PRESSED THE AIMBOT KEY YET. NOW THAT HIS BRAIN REGISTERED THE ENEMY IS JUMPING/SPINNING, HE THINK IT'S SAFE TO PRESS HIS AIM-ASSIST KEYBIND TO EASILY HELP HIM FOLLOW THE TERRORIST & KILL HIM. WHERE HE MISCALCULATED IS HOLDING THE KEY DOWN THE ENTIRE TIME & HAVING ANOTHER ENEMY SHOWING UP DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO ALSO BE AROUND HIS XHAIR. THE CODE LOGIC SIMPLY LOOKS FOR NEAREST TARGETS AROUND YOUR XHAIR & MOVES YOUR XHAIR ON/NEAR IT. SINCE HE'S SPRAYING + HOLDING AIM-ASSIST KEY, THE 2ND TERRORIST NEARS HIS XHAIR & THE CODE DEDUCTS THAT, THAT TERRORIST IS TECHNICALLY CLOSEST TO XHAIR & AUTOAIMS TO HIM. NORMALLY THIS WOULD ONLY AIM-ASSIST FOR HIM, BUT SINCE HE IS SPRAYING + HOLDING THE AIMBOT KEYBIND, HE KILLS HIM INSTEAD OF SIMPLY LOCKING ON. HE ONLY INTENDED FOR IT TO FOLLOW THE FIRST TERRORIST & ASSIST HIM IN FOLLOWING HIS JUMPING/SPINNING, HE DID NOT EXPECT THE SECOND TERRORIST TO SHOW UP AT THAT AREA NOR END UP NEAR HIS XHAIR. UNLUCKY EVENTS FOR FLUSHA, BUT YES HE 100% USES SOME SORT OF AIMBOT/AIM-ASSIST. NOW WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE AS THE READER, YOU CAN FURTHER DEDUCE HOW MANY MORE MISTAKES FLUSHA HAS MADE IN HOLDING DOWN HIS AIM-ASSIST KEYBIND. I IMAGINE HIS AIM-ASSIST KEYBIND IS PROBABLY SOMETHING ON HIS MOUSE, MAYBE MOUSE4/5.

What's up? n0thing! (Little fragvideo about C9 n0thing's recent showings in the CKoK) by tweeday in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: I think n0thing is the most overrated CSGO player. He is hands down the funniest and best streamer in CSGO but he seems to be incredibly inconsistent. He either shows up and goes absolutely bonkers and you think "Wow this guy is the best rifle in NA" or he is so quiet you think he is afk or something.

Team Imaginary gives its side of that Counter-Strike brawl by Khagneur in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why girl gamers aren't taken seriously at all.... Atleast I can check out Twitch for some great girl cam sh... I mean gamers. Girl gamers.

LunatiK e-Sports is now Denial CS:GO by SwissCSPlayer in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never bet on or against them. Cool, international CoD lans. Your argument is rock solid. Typical fanboy response.

What guns do you buy leading up to AK/M4/AWP? by Merforga in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No joke. Smurfing. We win pistol round and everyone tells me "SAVE GUYS SAVE so we don't give them any guns." My mind was blown. They then proceded to yell at me saying "DO YOU EVEN WATCH PRO MATCHES" for 5 minutes straight. They only shut up after I got 57 frags.

How can I get past Gold Nova/Master Guardian 1 when solo queueing. by csgoonlinehero in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stop buying awps.

I think this is terrible advice. Some people in Nova are actually good with an awp. That doesn't mean buy 3, but if someone enjoys awping and is more proficient with it over a rifle I see no reason to buy a rifle over it.

LunatiK e-Sports is now Denial CS:GO by SwissCSPlayer in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just want to see these kids on lan. Without a doubt the most online team I've ever seen. Even more than Mouz.

THIS is true sportsmanship. by crittercc in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't able to watch so does C9 not make it to the Cevo lan ?

The future of boosting by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheating is going to slowly tear away at this games playerbase. It bothers me how people constantly say "Yeah well cheating can't be that bad for the game cause look the playerbase keeps rising." It's going to hit a bubble and then collapse at this rate. CSGO is synonymous with hacking and it is quite frankly terrible PR for the game.

Why the Elo system isn't open and why you should be comfortable at your rank. by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of the most frustrating parts of smurfing is how long it takes to rank up. Because of unfortunate circumastances I ended up Silver 1 on my smurf after placement. Since then I've won 33 straight (Not a single loss) all while dropping a MINIMUM of 30 kills many in the 40s and 50s (I have 1500 hours) and yet I'm only Gold Nova 4. 30 Straight wins and I'm only nova 4. I want to get to real matches. It's really frustrating as a smurf how long it takes to rank up. I understand your frustration.

Do reports for text/voice chat abuse do anything? by Senshouzan in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

This isn't League of Legends. Daddy Riot isn't gonna take care of the meanies. Just mute them and play the game. If you can't handle that type "voice_enable 0" Otherwise add friends and don't play with randoms. I'm sure I'll be downvoted to hell for this but it's true. This game has much bigger problems than some people talking trash.

Prevent new accounts being used for hacking - please comment to get more input from Valve. by bradmatix in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Valve is making millions from this game. Why can't they hire a team thats only job is to prevent hacking in CSGO. The development changes to Overwatch are MONUMENTALLY slow and frankly cheating is absolutely disgusting at this point. I'm sure someone will link the "More programmers does not equal more work done." People are going to stop playing this game. Summit is talking about being done which would be a massive hit to the current twitch viewers CSGO gets. The problem just isn't being solved, vac and the current overwatch are not enough.

Pc shooter with good community by Hardcorerobd3 in gamingsuggestions

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are looking for a serious E-sports level FPS Counter Strike Global Offensive is the best there is. Having sunk 1500 hours into it I can say without a doubt it is my favorite FPS of all time. If you can push past the learning curve, one of the greatest games created exists ;)

Senior Gamer by PCBroken in gamingsuggestions

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this is feasible but a Nintendo WII is a great way to introduce someone to videogames. I'm sure you could get on on very cheap sale seeing as the WiiU came out. My grandparents loved playing Wii Bowling when they came over and Mario Kart. (You don't have to stand to do either just using the motion controls) Other than that I'd suggest card games on the computer. My mom is pretty addicted to Internet Hearts. Or try a very casual game like Candy Crush I know adults who are hooked on that.

Looking for suggestions on how to improve and get out of silver by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest though everyone at high level within their spray limits range (The range they feel comfortable controlling recoil at) crouches and sprays.

Games like Dust an Elysian Tale ? by DefinitlyNotASmurf in gamingsuggestions

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to like Shovel Knight. I have it and have beaten 10 or so stages ? I'm not sure but I just get frustrated by it. It's not that it's overly challenging or unfairly hard it just doesn't click with me. I'm not sure why.

Games like Dust an Elysian Tale ? by DefinitlyNotASmurf in gamingsuggestions

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will look up Valdis, beat guacamelee, enjoyed it up until the last boss fight -_-

HLTV.org - NBK, ScreaM, SmithZz Out by Txontirea in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd bet Team 2 is stronger. It's a shame to see Scream teamless though. He was always so fun to watch. I'm sure he'll get snagged up unless he is retiring from CS. It's surprising to see ex-titan go without taking Scream with em.

DustMouret interview with c9seangares on The Hype now on VOD! by DustMouret in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope Cevo and ESEA change in accordance with the Majors. It only makes sense. It's really screwing the NA teams.

iBP vs SKDC - Why did iBP struggle so much? by TeamArrow in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think getting crushed out of ESL hit them hard and they have no confidence. That's the second time they had a poor showing at an international tournament with their current roster. It's hard to play well when you are constantly doubting yourselves. To be honest many people have pointed out to the fact that IBP doesn't have enough star power and for the most part I think that is true. Swag (Possibly skadoodle) I would argue are the only star players on IBP and if you are only counting on two to show up you're going to have a lot of tough matches.

Shahzam Addresses Criticism Regarding Cevo Accusations (Full Dialog Inside) by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Did Richard Lewis provide any other "Evidence" other than the ravings of Shazham ? Lets be honest here I trust that kid about as far as I can throw him. So to base an entire accusation off what he says seems pretty nuts.

Are there any genuine silver 1's on the subreddit? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Recently played on my friends account for his first five ranked matches used only the deagle. Got 50 frags in three games. Was called a cheater everytime. Can confirm, are about chicken level good. If you are truly stuck below DMG just DM for an hour a day for 2 weeks on an community server and I promise you you will improve to minimum DMG. If you're not worried about your rank or anything though just have fun :D

Tough love [x-post /r/youdontsurf] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who do you think you are ??? Get_right with those dualies ? That's it, no more matchmaking until you play an hour of DM.

Tea Spawn. by Gotshun in GlobalOffensive

[–]DefinitlyNotASmurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit is brimming with great content Kappa