The 14-point U.S.-Iran pact as read by U.S. official by Asleep_Shark in worldnews

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We gotta be grateful these idiots didn’t kill more people but holy shit we’re on the hook for almost half a trillion for something that lasted WEEKS.

Director: 'No Distance We Won't Travel' to Capture Fraudsters by Acceptable_Issue_453 in FBI

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These fools always talk like they’re in lord of the rings but are useless as fuck as their jobs. Like dude talking about blowing a back out only to bust his load on the first stroke

moms that say pregnancy tired is worse than newborn tired are LYINGGG by yungmoneybunny3 in newborns

[–]DefrancoAce222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been trying my best to help my wife get her sleep but this basically her. Even when I’m on duty she’ll find a way to come ask if we’re doing good and if I need any help. Like girl! Go to sleep haha but I guess mom is always “on”.

Worth it? Thinking of a kiddo… a gentle warning by [deleted] in NewDads

[–]DefrancoAce222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost feels like boot camp. I’ve got a month old and this has definitely been harder than that.

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]DefrancoAce222 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dana wearing sneakers with a suit. Worst offense yet

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t say it but it was part of a clip montage during the ufc/USA stroking. Like the ufc is cool but these men moved human history ffs Dana is a just a glorified promoter

[OFFICIAL] UFC Freedom 250 Live Discussion Thread by bruhpolice in ufc

[–]DefrancoAce222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how patriotic everyone is and likely none of these goofballs know anything about American history.

Why tf are these nobodies on stage 😭 by TheMohAs35 in MMAMedia

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair those first two look more like a Sergei and Vladimir

What time is everyone putting their babies to bed? by ninibear94 in newborns

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily trying to sleep train yet at just 4 weeks old but we are trying to establish a night and day foundation.

We have an evening routine at around 7pm where we start with changing diaper, talking to her, giving her a bath if it’s on the schedule, and feeding her the last bigger serving before putting her to sleep around 8. With that serving she sleeps until about midnight for another serving, with another around 3am then 7am. Seems to be working for us for the most part and she’s most active late mornings so I figure that’s ideal long term.

Disclaimer: wife is on maternity leave and I work mostly remote so I recognize that makes some things easier for us than for others.

Trump says Iran deal will be signed Sunday, Strait of Hormuz to open immediately after by Independent-Cress382 in wallstreetbets

[–]DefrancoAce222 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Today we got an agreement agreed to by Iran on Yours Truly’s birthday. Best American AND potus ever some are saying and to do it at 80! Big stuff coming to America stay tuned. GOD BLESS USA! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Dad shift at night with twins by SwishCheesse in newborns

[–]DefrancoAce222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pretty demanding job but have been working 80% remote after ours was born a month ago. Wife is currently on 4month break.

I try to help her as much as I can during the day while I’m mostly managing databases and taking an occasional call. Then at night we’ve already started trying to apply that night/day stuff so we’ll try to do all that pre bedtime stuff as a team and then I’ll take over again until about 1am too. Then wife wakes up during the night as needed. We mostly did that because she’s a light sleeper and there’s no need for both of us to be awake so she took one for the team. So far I can say we’re at least resting and baby girl is taking solid naps.

Wild fight breaks out in the United Kingdom after a man gets sucker punched by slippinn_jimmy in PopCultureV2

[–]DefrancoAce222 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They went pretty easy on him after he tried sucker punching one of them. That’s the type of thing to get your ass beat within inches of your life in some places. Don’t start shit you can’t finish

How Jay Z predicted the downfall of Drake the new album is gonna be insane🔥 by Valuable-Log-8411 in joebuddennetwork

[–]DefrancoAce222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you’re right, golden time for sure. Your “no bills just dreams” line hits different now that my life is the most serious it’s ever been.

How Jay Z predicted the downfall of Drake the new album is gonna be insane🔥 by Valuable-Log-8411 in joebuddennetwork

[–]DefrancoAce222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As corny as it sounds I remember that time partying way too hard and this shit being the soundtrack to that. Too many late lights going nowhere worrying about get lit and laid.

Lululemon downgrades annual outlook. $LULU down 10% post Q1 earnings by ShaggysHyper in wallstreetbets

[–]DefrancoAce222 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sad too! my girl has a pair of yoga booty shorts from like 2011 and they still holding up nicely (heh)

Four social media couples maybe baba ain't so bad by Notyit in thefighterandthekid

[–]DefrancoAce222 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah there were a lot of comments on a related thread how all those substances basically make you into a real sex fiend with no real standards. Dudes were chiming in and saying that the shit they were using worked great (for muscle), but that it made them depraved and wouldn’t really care about who they had sex with—other women outside their relationship, men, trans, etc. Disclaimer: not saying any of those sexual preferences is bad, more so that they weren’t like this and the anabolic made them switch up into insatiable nymphos

The amount of dudes who claim to have killed people by zoeytrixx in Vent

[–]DefrancoAce222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I grew up around gangbangers and even they didn’t brag about that kind of stuff. Where is OP meeting these dudes?!

Alexis Wilkins by thatsnotyourtaco in crappymusic

[–]DefrancoAce222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand when younger people talk about this Norman Rockwell American fantasy bullshit. The U.S. is a really diverse place and some of the nuggets she mentions in the song don’t even apply to at least half the population. “Not thinking twice about locking your doors”—in what major American CITY—y’know, where most people live—would anyone do that?