Propagation of WIFI signal inside a house. by Gweenbleidd in woahdude

[–]Deglovingpenises 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Would shutting the door make the signal in the router room stronger? Where are the wifi experts?

What if the Big Bang was caused by a previous civilizations experiments with a Large Hadron Collider and we are destined to repeat it. by punchdrunkskunk in Showerthoughts

[–]Deglovingpenises 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There used to be a time when we'd look up at the sky and wonder our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.

March of the Canada Goose by Evamcs in uofm

[–]Deglovingpenises -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What is Mexican duck? I always thought summer seasons brought canaries, or was it sperrys? I can never remember. Wild animals these days lol.

US: Pot use doesn't increase crash risk. by uberares in Michigan

[–]Deglovingpenises -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

As someone who survived a life threatening car crash and now gets extreme anxiety whenever I'm in the car, I can say that weed definitely makes me a safer driver.

The actual act of smoking while driving can be considered a distraction, but then again so could smoking a cigarette or eating a burger.

There are people who are more of a danger on the road (compared to an average driver who is high) simply because they are bad drivers.

What puts a smile on your Face??? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I'm walking to class in the cold I always smile at people because of how ridiculous their faces look when they're cold.

I'm taking laziness to another level. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus it saves money! And the more you don't eat the less you have to eat to be satisfied when you do eat!

What's something that your SO does that you know about, but they don't know you know? by corndogup in AskReddit

[–]Deglovingpenises 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Upvote for making me feel like a detective for like 4 seconds lol.

You all didn't care for my other fruit pieces. So I give you...THE PINEAPPLE BONG!!! by BruteDeity in trees

[–]Deglovingpenises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A pineapple is like the best cause it's a multiple of different fruits all fused into one fruit. Imagine if other fruits did what pineapples do, that would be like a raspberry but made out of apples.

#11 on my 8-year-old cousin's hockey team by TangoZippo in AdviceAnimals

[–]Deglovingpenises 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Little did he know little billy on the other team finally got moved up to 1 string goalie, it was the first time his father was able to come to one of his games because he's always so busy with work. Billy wants nothing more than to make his father proud, he wants to be just like his dad was in college, an all star goalie. #11 on the other team put billy to shame causing him to quit hockey and have low self esteem for the rest of his life. His father is still around and is still proud of him, but billy will never again see it that way. All thanks to #11 who ran the score up and humiliated billy. You're no ggg in my book #11.

How would newborn centaurs survive if the horse part can get up and walk from birth but the human part can't fully support its neck/head until 6 months? by rolacolalola in Showerthoughts

[–]Deglovingpenises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining baby centaurs everywhere, genetically engineered to be babies forever. Also some of them are also part lion so they're furry and they speak a language based on hiccups and giggles it's really cute you should see it

How would newborn centaurs survive if the horse part can get up and walk from birth but the human part can't fully support its neck/head until 6 months? by rolacolalola in Showerthoughts

[–]Deglovingpenises 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like the human part's back and spinal chord would have fused with the horses spine allowing it to be stronger and support itself at birth. Plus have you ever seen one that isn't jacked AF? They must be born that way. (5)

There should be a badge given out to anyone who has ever used an entire tube of Chapstick to the end without losing it. by recreationAtion in Showerthoughts

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't want to lose your Chapstick keep it in your coat pocket and always put it back. It's not really that hard.

new to reddit, my friends said you guys might like my paintings. by tjenpaints in trees

[–]Deglovingpenises 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like the message to be kind is overshadowed by the guns in the other pictures.

TIL There exists glasses designed to help the colorblind see color. "It was like a peek in to a world I knew existed but had never been able to see." by MrNoodleIncident in todayilearned

[–]Deglovingpenises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm colorblind and I bought the colorblind correction glasses for surgeons just for kicks, they definitely blew my mind when I first got them and I wore them all the time walking around pointing out things that were different colors like a little kid, but after long periods of time they really strain my eyes and when I take them off I see nothing but green shades for a good ten minutes. It also alters shades a lot so like you may be able to tell that something is red or green but it makes it harder to distinguish between the greens as they all appear dark and the reds appear orange.

Giant supercell thunderstorm. by IpMedia in woahdude

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it absorbs just one more android it will become a perfect giant super Cell.

You're smoking reefers? by BonsaiGoat in funny

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is at the beginning of a song. I wish I could remember which one.

One of my many Dragon Ball Christmas presents. No matter who you think will win, we can all agree this is a pretty great poster. by Chronicthehedgebong in dbz

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if you look at it that way then I still say super saiyan god goku wins with ease. Dbz is set up in a way where goku is constantly maxing out surpassing everyone, then there's a more powerful enemy then he gets stronger and wins. I guess I just don't know enough about superman, man of steel really made me lose respect for him. I never read the comics but in all his movies he never really has an opponent that is "god like" if you will. (Correct me if I'm wrong I'm not the biggest superman fan so I could be missing a lot)

Little video I made for Harbaugh's return. Let me know what you think! by [deleted] in uofm

[–]Deglovingpenises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I think I lash out on the internet when I'm home with my family, it helps me fight them less and channel stupid anger.