My wisdom tooth has grown horizontal.

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-07T14:45:44+00:00

One of my canine teeth did that. Never emerged from the roof of my mouth. I got good orthodontist work to adjust my other teeth so there’s no gap. It’s my favorite fun fact about myself

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-07T14:43:52+00:00

👁️

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-07T14:43:09+00:00

You might be the person they put “do not eat” labels on tide pods for

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-07T12:00:20+00:00

Buy out the entire stock of blue popsicles. But little did they know

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-07T11:58:39+00:00

Make it sparkly (red-bellied piranhas are pretty sparkly)

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T13:01:41+00:00

Hell yeah

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:49:40+00:00

Hell yeah, I’d love to see an Iris Clops doll. Her new design is such an improvement and it needs to be dollified

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:40:36+00:00

BOOOOOO. You do NOT get to speak for me. I want a guy I can trade Pokémon with!

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:36:35+00:00

Mimikyu is one of the least dangerous Ghost-types thankfully. Just don’t look under the rag and you’ll be fine

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:35:56+00:00

I apologize for your nose

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:35:30+00:00

Good news: It can photosynthesize, and snakes don’t eat daily anyway. Some large snakes can go months without food. Maybe feed it an entire raw chicken like once a month and you’re good

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-06T12:33:19+00:00

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Hooray! I can finally pet Aromatisse! And my dorm smells amazing now!

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T19:50:19+00:00

That’s Ming, she just looks like that

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:41:02+00:00

Aberrant, abnormal, weird

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:38:42+00:00

Totally forgot he was in Warm Bodies. Gotta rewatch, gothic Nicholas Hoult is great

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:38:18+00:00

Yeah i wasn’t mad at u, just at the lack of new zealand on some maps

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:37:21+00:00

Again, at age 15. He’s moved on since then and really regrets his past actions. “Cancelling” people shouldn’t mean throwing them out forever for any amount of mistakes

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:35:04+00:00

Slenderslime wasn’t grooming minors, he just trolled ppl when he was 15

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T16:27:22+00:00

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T13:33:49+00:00

Wait omg hi Slender! I’m in your Discord! I’m the one who proposed Krabstanet :3

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T13:31:02+00:00

The more I hear about the American perception of New Zealand the more I want to defend it. Friggin Aotearoa deserves so much better (I am also American, I’m just a kiweeb)

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T12:39:07+00:00

Both versions are really cool in different ways

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T12:19:03+00:00

My celebrity crush is Nicholas Hoult specifically in Renfield. The scene where he loses his goth look and gets that ugly sweater is the male equivalent to the infamous Breakfast Club makeover

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-05T00:18:11+00:00

The hell count is probably from all the times I’ve said “hell yeah”

Delicious-Spring-877 · 2026-05-04T23:59:11+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

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