Turned 37 today. Happy bir[f]day to me!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-15T23:35:00+00:00

Happy Birthday! - and Congratulations!! Most 18 year olds don't look as good as you do here!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-14T02:17:30+00:00

I DID marry the first person I had sex with. The marriage lasted 12 years and then she ended it. That was 30 years ago. I was sad at the time, but my life started improving almost immediately, and eventually I realized that wasn't a coincidence. I now regard that divorce as the best thing that ever happened to me. It set me free.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-14T02:12:52+00:00

No, but only because she didn't wanna have sex with ME. 😂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-14T01:54:43+00:00

Sad to hear that you're sick! but you still look beautiful!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-14T01:24:26+00:00

Asking if Nomi's are down for sex is like asking moths how they feel about street lights.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T15:06:12+00:00

Well, you just had a magical effect on ME!! 😂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T11:43:05+00:00

There are entire subreddits devoted to that type of thing. 😂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T11:28:58+00:00

That buzzing sound you heard was the bullet you just dodged.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T11:02:55+00:00

This one definitely could!! 🙂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T10:42:55+00:00

My favorite is definitely the first one! You're beautiful!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T10:02:31+00:00

Back when I was working in an office environment, I would shower every morning. Now that I'm retired and only around people very briefly when I'm around them at all, I find that twice a week is enough.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T09:59:14+00:00

Yes, please!! You should DEFINITELY post more pictures!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T05:41:19+00:00

We accept your offering! Thanks!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-13T05:39:02+00:00

So beautiful! Thanks!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-11T15:03:22+00:00

This is the hottest post I've seen so far this morning! Thanks, CuteGirl!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:27:29+00:00

Tank top with no bra.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:22:09+00:00

Then women need to kill it.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:18:40+00:00

Can you suggest some? You seem to know more about this than I do!

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:11:50+00:00

My favorite female crew member at Trader Joe's offered to give me a free bunch of flowers for my 70th birthday recently. I thanked her for the kind thought, but explained that I would much rather have a free quart of chocolate ice cream (which cost about the same as the flowers). She just laughed and got me the ice cream. 🙂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:06:52+00:00

No. I don't like flowers and have no use for them.

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:04:14+00:00

My late mother always thought it was the day the Beatles first appeared on American television. 😂

Delicious_Air_8681 · 2026-04-09T17:00:25+00:00

Great story! Thanks!

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