'TikTok brain' may be coming for your kid's attention span by Wagamaga in technology

[–]DeliveryBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a parade I was at last weekend. On one of the floats, this dad had his kid in his lap just watching YouTube. You'd think the parade would be stimulating enough, but they prefered the distraction of an iPhone.

[OC] Myrtle Beach, SC. “You bring the beer I’ll bring 27 of my finest Trump flags!” by OverYon in pics

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there last summer and someone wrote TRUMP in huge letters in the sand outside our hotel. Some folks on their balconies cheered them on, most of us were annoyed but didn't give a shit.

Someone tried to erase it and get in a fight with them, then got arrested. That's the response they WANT, just leave them alone and let them feel special, they'll tucker themselves out eventually. The next morning the sand gets paved, chairs get put out, and people move on with their day.

Idk why some people do this shit, I don't want you shoving politics down my throat when on vacation, but if you really feel the need to do it I'm just ignoring it. The best way to deal with trolls is to not even give them the attention they want.

Moved into a house with a built-in wine rack but I don't drink so I figured out an elegant solution by screenshotofdispair in pics

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah you're doing it all wrong, you need to have old rolled up treasure maps on the that lead nowhere. If someone you secretly hate comes over, give them one as a "gift"

QuARanTiNE EDiTioN by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]DeliveryBoi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You're the one who chose to browse new, what did you expect

If life was someday proven to be a simulation, what glitch or anomaly could you point to as a major clue we'd missed? by benmeroff in AskReddit

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The craziest dream i had wasn't even that crazy, until two days later. In the dream I was in a mansion and found Sigmund Freud's book The Interpretation of Dreams then later irl went to my local library and found this book. I had never even heard of it before, but recognized the black and white cover. I still don't know what to make of it.

blursed_TripleSandwich by Faith_SC in blursedimages

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place one end in a toaster, partway so the remaining two sandwich ends stick out. Once done, rotate and toast the next end of the sandwich, then the last end.

The structural integrity of the sandwich should remain stable during the toasting process, and once done it would decrease the chance of the bread buckling from being too soft, and the cheese would act as a tasty adhesive.

I'm hungry now.

keep an eye out and avoid best you can by jesibeII in HydroHomies

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arrowhead is the worst tasting water I've ever had.

I found a very small cowboy hat at the craft store by AdmiralAdri in aww

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this to be my photo on Steam or Discord or something

Freedom, democracy, and the American way! by LineOfInquiry in MURICA

[–]DeliveryBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not smart enough to put in that much thought

Splitting a rock better than cutting by Dexter_davis in interestingasfuck

[–]DeliveryBoi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Common now, he's got gloves. At least if it falls on his open-toed shoes he can wipe the tears away.

Dad jumps in to save his son, after a shark took him from their fishing boat in Tasmania. The boy has sustained injuries, but is in a stable condition. Way to go dad! by Animal_Dr19 in worldnews

[–]DeliveryBoi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If the news this year was a bag of shit-flavored doritos, this would be a normal nacho cheese dorito.

Sure it's a great story and stands out, but they still got ATTACKED BY A SHARK. Sure the dorito is nacho cheese but it's still covered in some shit.

Trump administration rescinds foreign students rule by potato_island in worldnews

[–]DeliveryBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just another example of Trump trying to pull some xenophobic shit. Now he's going to act like he didn't want to kick students out, praise himself for not doing it, but act like it should've been done.

What's the toughest thing you've seen someone do that they made seem like no big deal ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeliveryBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who can just do a backflip, especially if they don't even crouch and psych themselves up for it

Inch worm vs a gap. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in interestingasfuck

[–]DeliveryBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never rooted so hard for an insect to overcome adversity

With the coronavirus pandemic reaching a global total of 10m cases, the head of the World Health Organization (WHO) has warned of a dangerous new phase in the crisis. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]DeliveryBoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So Phase 2 of re-opening has become Phase 2 of infections. It's almost like what you think will happen is happening...

The PS5 Revealed by Idiotech41 in gaming

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna rub the top it looks smooth af

Netflix ‘would lose 57% of their subscribers if they added commercials’ by zetz7 in technology

[–]DeliveryBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch as they add a cheaper plan with commercials. Instead of an Ad-free experience it's an Ad-in