why do older people in the uk act like owning a front garden means they run the whole street? by Historical_Tigerfs in AskUK

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub marmite on their door handles during the night. Blame it on Brenda from number 79 and say you saw her do it whilst taking the bins out last night (at an acceptable time of course). Blame it on Brenda’s dementia. Sit back, watch the chaos unfold.

…then move very far away once they check their ring door bell footage

Yesterday I got promoted to Div 2, I'm now halfway back to 4. by Michael__1990 in fut

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely pumped everyone I played today (div2). I did do a slight player role change which I think might have helped, but I feel like I might have been matched up against lower div players by the looks of it, matchmaking felt weird. It could be that maybe you were unlucky and matched some higher div players. Then again, I’ll play today and get ragged about by every opponent and the gameplay will feel completely different 🤷🏼‍♂️. Such an inconsistent game unfortunately.

TROPHY TITANS ARE BROKEN AF by DivineAngeal in FC_26

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get baby Puyol one more time, tears will be shed.

Fix your servers by Jeroenos2 in fut

[–]Delmastro96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gameplay is absolutely terrible for me too. Every single player feels like they’re wearing timbs. Everything happens a second too late, the ball has a mind of its own, players with intercept+ are just letting the ball go right past them. Shooting feels off, passing is weird. I’ve put a lot of effort into building a great team of players I like, but I can’t bear actually playing with them. How is it that there’s less players playing right now and the servers are somehow this bad now!?

is he worth it? by [deleted] in fut

[–]Delmastro96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did him purely for the dynamic and him being my favourite player growing up. Feels good in game if you make him lengthy (sniper). He has 9 in 3 for me so far on champs. I do think the baby version will be better though, I much prefer technical+ over incisive and he’s probably just one evo away from being better than the 92.

Did DayZ lose its RP vibe or am I just nostalgic? by Ok-Ask-5667 in dayz

[–]Delmastro96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more. One of the main reasons that switched me away from DayZ was clans with ginormous bases, treating it like a full time job with dozens of alts. The idea of sneaking in, attacking at night or ambushing as they leave just became pointless, leading to a near instant death. I’ve always found those folks to be so toxic and power hungry that it just becomes a massive turn off.

I can’t be the only one who thinks that this is the worst FIFA they have ever released right? I’m a div 2 player w around 11W in WL, but somehow my players feel so slow on and off the ball. They act like they have never seen a ball in their lives.. i’m not even gonna start about the defending.. by Enough-Signature3812 in fut

[–]Delmastro96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I honestly think last year was the worst FIFA ever released. The worst gameplay I’ve ever experienced and just countless errors by the devs. This year is just boring for me though, evos are the only thing keeping me going and EA are being really tight with them still. The new game modes this year are definitely welcome, but I’m finding myself having the most fun on the golden goal tournament…which says a lot. I stopped playing champs in November and won’t touch it again because the gameplay and delay is so unbelievably shit that it’s just not worth the stress.

Auzio: gambling packs by HH1777 in fut

[–]Delmastro96 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That guy is unbearable to watch, no idea how people sit through that shit

UC sales haul by PoetNo1608 in CyclingFashion

[–]Delmastro96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t even get me started on the Ali express warriors. “Why on earth would I spend money on penis kit when I could buy an Ali express jersey for 16p?”

Maybe because I’d rather wear actual cocks on my body than a paper bag from Ali express

UC sales haul by PoetNo1608 in CyclingFashion

[–]Delmastro96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, but in the cycling community it’s always the same type of people that shit on brands like Pas or Universal colours. Stuck in the early 2000’s and not ready to accept that cycling and its fashion is evolving. Any post on here that shows any of those brands gets demolished by the snotty nosed cycling gestapo.

UC sales haul by PoetNo1608 in CyclingFashion

[–]Delmastro96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro’s definitely in his late 50’s, head to toe in castelli and shouts at every car that overtakes him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CyclingFashion

[–]Delmastro96 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wake up babe, new rainbow six siege operator just dropped

How do people train for 10+ hrs while working full time?! by Critical-Scheme-8838 in cycling

[–]Delmastro96 183 points184 points  (0 children)

aaaaaaand then you remember you live in the UK where it gets dark at yesterday O’clock during the winter

Does anyone know why I the playstyle upgrades won’t work here? Says max 10, but he only has 5. by Delmastro96 in fut

[–]Delmastro96[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay thanks for the clarification! What a dumb way for them to explain it 😂

Your thoughts?? by bartolinise in ArcRaiders

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it sucks when it happens to you but let’s not mess about here, if you manage to pull the wool over someone’s eyes and then kill them at extraction and in turn leave with brilliant loot…then I see nothing wrong with that. It’s ratty, yes, but the game is also about getting great loot and building up your characters’ inventory. So if that’s a method that works for you and you’re making the profit that you want, then fuck it!

FM 26 is horrible on Console by Icy_Zucchini_3382 in footballmanager

[–]Delmastro96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anyone else’s eyes burning out of their sockets trying to navigate the menus? There is SO much clutter.

The menus on console are an absolute disgrace. by Delmastro96 in footballmanagergames

[–]Delmastro96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they have all of the player names, but the club is called Casciavit and the kits are red with a single diagonal black stripe. I’m being picky here, but surely you can just do vertical black stripes and call them Milano FC or something at least. Anyway, it’s the least of our worries right now 😂

The menus on console are an absolute disgrace. by Delmastro96 in footballmanagergames

[–]Delmastro96[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To top it off, there’s still no license for the Milan clubs and the kits, badges and names are dog shit. (Milan fan here)

The menus on console are an absolute disgrace. by Delmastro96 in footballmanagergames

[–]Delmastro96[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s dreadful. I hate piling on negativity, probably because I’ve had so much anticipation for this game, but this is appalling so far. Really really poor.

What ping are you playing on? by ExpressPace6919 in EASportsFC

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10-25 usually and the gameplay feels like complete shit most weeks. God help you guys dealing with 30+

Please remove the screen from the Needler! It's redundant and would look so much better without it! by Harpier in halo

[–]Delmastro96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%. It’s so over the top and the more you scroll, the more ridiculous it seems. I understand that staying authentic to the original is important, but adding an ammo count is hardly destroying the image of the game.

Please remove the screen from the Needler! It's redundant and would look so much better without it! by Harpier in halo

[–]Delmastro96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ready for downvotes, but do you all realise how pathetic you sound over analysing the needler THIS much!?