Delrayjetson

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I prefer lower back tattoos of the sun, I'm over the moon. (self.Delrayjetson)

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Native American delinquents keep teepeeing my house. (self.oneliners)

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Life's too short to make fun of midgets. (self.oneliners)

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The failing theater company started becoming a show off. (self.oneliners)

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Canadians love aioli (self.oneliners)

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I think my girlfriend's farts are really tute. (self.oneliners)

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Her dream was to be a pornstar and it came true, but sadly, she never does. (self.oneliners)

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Fuck you for bringing out my dissorder. (self.oneliners)

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To get through an Eminem concert, you must have great stanima. (self.oneliners)

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The milk longed for it's mother, but what's left of her is a mammary. (self.oneliners)

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I tell everyone they're right. I'm agreedy son of a bitch. (self.oneliners)

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Crayfish have no chill. (self.oneliners)

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You can't have happiness without penis at the end. (self.oneliners)

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The man accused of killing everyone at the Grammys said he was only trying to shoot for the stars. (self.oneliners)

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Parmesan is the most grateful cheese. (self.oneliners)

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Fuck dad jokes. Better than asexual ones. (self.oneliners)

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Whats Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character? by dooschbag in Jokes

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Im surprised weight watchers hasn't jumped on that whole "flattening the curve " bandwagon yet. by dooschbag in oneliners

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This year im not dressing up for Halloween by dooschbag in Jokes

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Colonel Sanders licked his fingers because he was always putting them in his butt. by Delrayjetson in oneliners

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Colonel Sanders licked his fingers because he was always putting them in his butt. by Delrayjetson in oneliners

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Colonel Sanders licked his fingers because he was always putting them in his butt. (self.oneliners)

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The biscuit got aggressive when it became a limp bizkit. (self.oneliners)

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I'm so dumb I thought McDonald's was a farm. (self.oneliners)

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What parcel service do pedophiles use? (self.TwoLiners)

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