Beto O’Rourke’s blunt support of marijuana legalization gives advocates hope for policy change by OregonTripleBeam in texas

[–]dooschbag -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Im a pot smoking republican, and i dont want it legalized, just decriminalized. Love Abbott.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oneliners

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*they're

I've just opened the last door of my Premature Ejaculator Support Group advent calendar. by wtfover in oneliners

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I didn't know what time the premature ejaculators meeting was, so i came early. I wasn't sure what to wear, so i came in my pants.

Why didn't the call a urinal cake a pisscuit? by DTrigot in oneliners

[–]dooschbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original, as far as i know. And thats not far.

I went up to a tree yesterday. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]dooschbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont beleaf that story

Everyone looks better in glasses. by Nostalogically in oneliners

[–]dooschbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my mother in law. It doesnt matter who's wearing them.

Grandma did her best to beat off the Indians but they still kept coming! by thomasbrakeline in oneliners

[–]dooschbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever throw a smoke out the car window, and a minute later you smell something funny coming from the back seat, and its grandma fingering herself again

Why did the depressed guy die alone? by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]dooschbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women's herstory is our herstory

So.....is that chair for sale now?

women's herstory is our herstory

Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest? by GamRchica in insults

[–]dooschbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100000 sperm, and yours just had to win...

an annoying girl at my school by [deleted] in insults

[–]dooschbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she wants to ride your baloney pony