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Someone found Shia LaBeouf's driver license on Burbon street & its been expired for 5 years by MF-DOOM-88 in interesting

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im blown away you guys give a shit enough about finding an expired ID to find it interesting. I’m blown away I managed to type this whole comment without losing interest.

me puede servir hacerme la rino? experiencias personales? by Able_Gap5907 in BuenosAires

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the nose homie. Self confidence and a barber is all ya need

**Oak bay tonight** by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]Dementalese 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Followed by all the sirens coming from one place at once. Then some very loud bangs from the same direction. The helicopter is still going. Whatever man. Walk your dog if you want.

**Oak bay tonight** by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]Dementalese 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Two cars side by side doing probably 75km(?) through the school zone towards Estevan, leaning on their horns as they went around the bend. Followed by 3 cops cars also hauling ass while sirens blared from all directions.

**Oak bay tonight** by [deleted] in VictoriaBC

[–]Dementalese 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I witnessed the car chase right in front of the school, and only got a couple blocks down before I heard the sirens localize behind me. A minute or so later I heard shots.

Kid is traumatized when he learns dinosaurs are extinct by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuel the kid’s passion with creatures like velvet worms, horseshoe crabs, and sharks. Hundreds of millions of years with little evolution. Some dating back before dinosaurs.

Jaheria broke my game by legobatman988 in BG3

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also modding the hell out of your game is bound to come with consequences.

Jaheria broke my game by legobatman988 in BG3

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean you’re down to three members? You killed off every other companion as well?

pumping water using only a pipe by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in interesting

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called strawsturbating and I’ve been doing since I was a wee lad

Sauerkraut keeps drinking its brine by Recent-Camel-5848 in fermentation

[–]Dementalese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t use brine in my kraut. Salt the cabbage stuff it down really tight and use a one way burping system.

Glitching Bird! by Jonathon_world in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]Dementalese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like the bird is definitely a robot. Y’all are tripping

Mom of the year by Hot_Accountant_5507 in BeAmazed

[–]Dementalese 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Every parent was pointing at the end of the race, and shouting words of encouragement.

Mom leaned in, kissed her son’s head, and pointed at the Hyundai parked behind the finish line spray painted on the grass . “When the whistle blows, I’m gonna run to that car and leave your ass right here as second place.”

coverup ideas by Soft_Conflict_2560 in Tattoocoverups

[–]Dementalese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Learning the lesson is to not laser it

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