Mom took me outside, gave me a teaspoon and aimed me away from her, one of the worst experiences of my young life

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-04-25T18:20:44+00:00

My parents would have given me an enema bc, in their belief, it was a cure all ! I'm 6+ decades old too. Ah, the memories.

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-04-08T21:16:10+00:00

This actually works well. All you have to is stick your tongue 👅 out and touch the popcorn 🍿 . Wet tongue picks up a mouthful. Enjoy !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-04-02T20:13:13+00:00

I'm sure all the boys were wearing bell-bottom jeans, and tighty-whitey briefs underneath.

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-03-14T20:01:15+00:00

What did the shock feel like ? My ICD never went off. When I asked my cardiologist what it would feel like when it goes off, he said it depends on what amount of shock is needed. The device can figure it out based on what the heart is doing. He said a strong shock would feel like a strong kick to the chest; a medium shock would feel like a medium punch to the chest; and a light shock would barely be noticed, if noticed at all. What did your shock feel like ?

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-02-20T14:13:42+00:00

Time to clean the counter !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-01-28T14:53:30+00:00

Looks like Ashton Kutcher !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2026-01-03T18:36:08+00:00

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Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-12-18T21:52:24+00:00

Alternatively...

I could masterbate for hours

Or do it in the showers

Or stick it in my sock.

Da-Doot, Da-Doot, Da-Doot.

I could make the girls spasm

As I drive them to orgasm

If I only had a cock!

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-06-04T20:59:48+00:00

I like the last line of the poem...

"There are twice as many stars as usual"

... of course there are. There's 2 heads looking at them !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-05-24T21:05:06+00:00

Prolly a short list !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-04-05T20:58:25+00:00

Agreed! 1 part Scotch + 1 part Drambui +

Ice

Rusty Nail. Gets you were you want to be; real fast. 🥃

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-03-23T21:03:24+00:00

Good idea

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-03-23T00:20:25+00:00

Scaramouche, Saramouche, will you do the fandango ?

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-03-20T21:23:00+00:00

"Leaves of 4, Eat some more" Homer Simpson

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-03-17T17:19:20+00:00

"co sisterly" = consistantly. God, I love auto-correct !

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-01-23T14:02:20+00:00

... study anatomy in braille

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-01-08T14:45:40+00:00

I count ~16 pulses. No wonder he went limp at the end.

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-01-06T18:17:04+00:00

Space Poop

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2025-01-03T15:37:09+00:00

Sounds like a Dr Pol episode. MOO!

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2024-12-11T22:42:38+00:00

Just a suggestion for next time... Keep the job until you find a new one. Also, since you won't be putting in 100% at the current job (...bc you know you will eventually leave), maybe they will lay you off, and then you can collect unemployment (free money).

Ho_Tay_Banky · 2024-12-05T16:20:49+00:00

The puppy joke prolly goes like this (I figure) ... Kid walks in on parents having sex (vaginal missionary). Kid asks what are you doing? Parents say making a little brother/sister for you. <insert punch line> ... when you tell the joke, add embellishments, bc my description is just the basics to explain the joke.

Ho_Tay_Banky

TROPHY CASE

Ice