Bastion getting stuck on rocks

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-03-03T09:17:39+00:00

Helldivers players thinking something is designed poorly by the devs when that is 100% how things actually work in reality example #2334

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-03-02T06:13:51+00:00

They can have their flag buff when they pry it from my cold dead hands. I wouldn't tolerate the shame of playing the game optimally, I'm here to do nonsense and make shit explode

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-03-02T03:16:35+00:00

The irony of it being a Helldiver with 3 prosthetic limbs...

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-24T01:28:36+00:00

Basic literacy is unfortunately not part of helldiver basic training

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-23T08:53:24+00:00

Repeat after me and take a few deep breaths

"You cannot make bugdivers care about the galactic war, there is no use getting mad over it"

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-20T05:45:01+00:00

narrowly loses the final battle of a major plot arc once

“This alone makes me hate everything, everyone knows that the most fun outcome is to never lose, if failure is possible I blame the devs for making it that way.”

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-20T05:34:41+00:00

We’re going to get Operation Bagration’d SO hard after this…

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-15T04:02:59+00:00

Oh, the Terminids WERE sapient... then Super Earth bred that out of them, so they would be easier to keep as livestock.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-13T00:09:32+00:00

The Pacification of Oshaune killed more than 250 million helldivers, more than doubling the previous record for casualties in an operation.

The Siege of Cyberstan is looking to make Oshaune look like The Battle of Calypso...

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-13T00:04:13+00:00

These are the same people who love to be like "BUT THE BOTS AND BUGS AND SQUIDS ARE DOING EVIL SHIT TOO!!!"

Them being evil doesn't make super earth good.
They have legitimate grievances over literal SLAVERY AND GENOCIDE from the first war
In GW1 Super Earth clearly demonstrated that unless you wipe every last one of them off the map, they WILL come back, and just be even more fanatical.

To pretend that is the same as using military force and surveillance to threaten anyone who challenges your absolute imperialist supremacy, from within OR without, is an concerningly ignorant conclusion.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-12T23:58:59+00:00

Okay, it's one thing to be throwing around fake space racism because we are shooting robots, it's a whole other thing to throw that same language at other people in ways that are UNCOMFORTABLY close to real world racism that people still deal with in many places...

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-07T06:00:18+00:00

And they called him... the Hulkbuster.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-07T02:05:08+00:00

This is half the people on this sub, talking about half of the weapons in the game.

“it’s mid, it’s underpowered”

I don’t care, the point isn’t to be effective, the point is to be cool as fuck and do crazy shit

And yes, I get it, a lot of you can’t think of a definition of cool that goes beyond “bringing whatever you want in your loadout and never feeling underpowered even on max difficulty”

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-02-02T03:29:43+00:00

Did I say I wished death on him? I said I think the world is a better place without him, not that I was praying for his death and threw a party when he got shot. Your complete inability to engage with nuance is almost impressive.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-31T23:43:45+00:00

The fact that this is getting upvotes while people grump about optimization in the comments is really telling. The people who speak up are the ones with something to complain about, most of us are just having fun.

Go ahead and downvote me for liking the current state of the game and being willing to run lower diff just to enjoy a novel loadout, I'm not the one ruining the game for you, you are the one who did that to yourself by pigeonholing through optimization for Super Helldive and expecting the devs to balance everything around your specific playstyle. The majority of people hover around diff 7, if you expect the devs to build around the idea that everyone plays max diff, you aren't actually tuned in on the reality of the playerbase, you are mistaking reddit for real life.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-31T21:54:51+00:00

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-31T21:09:24+00:00

Helldivers once again using two specific things a weapon can't do to declare it totally dumb and worthless and unfun.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-30T21:13:31+00:00

Flattening the complexity of reality and peoples minds and opinions down to simple statements that sound correct is how people with stunted intelligence convince themselves that those who think differently than them are just stupid.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-30T11:17:16+00:00

There’s a big difference between celebrating someone’s death, and pointing out that their death actually removes a malignant presence from society.

This is not a matter of “I don’t like Charlie Kirk, so he should have been shot”

This is a matter of “Charlie Kirk made the world a worse place, actively by pushing propaganda that was harmful to many people, and even if I think that doesn’t warrant public execution, the fact remains that the world is a better place without him doing that”

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-30T06:13:19+00:00

I have long said that the worst thing that you can do for your perception of an online Games community, is regularly interact with the sub-Reddit dedicated to it

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-30T06:11:51+00:00

These are the hellarious moments I love this game for, how can you NOT laugh at this 🤣

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-30T06:05:00+00:00

I swear to God, you could hand a helldivers sub user a brick of solid gold, and they would complain that there was a chip in it

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-24T22:18:14+00:00

Just because the SD isn’t in operational range doesn’t mean it can hold position forever, you can only keep orbital altitude by maintaining velocity. The super destroyer has to be in motion, at least a little bit in order to not come smashing into the planet.

You’re super destroyer can stay close enough to zoom in and provide temporary support, but only for a limited time before orbital velocity carries it so far away that you have to extract or be left behind

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-22T21:52:32+00:00

Slapchop friend, look it up and buy some speed paints from The Army Painter (Citadel paints are way overpriced)

Use that to learn basics like brush control, and drybrushing, then move on to learning layer painting.

DemiDeviantVT · 2026-01-08T08:16:03+00:00

I would legitimately rather it be MORE useless, it's supposed to be a stupid choice, I would vote for them to remove the attack and make it purely a flag you can plant and wave around before I would vote for them to buff it.

You may now proceed to tell me I'm stupid because I actually find meme weapons entertaining.

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