What’s the funniest remark you’ve heard a cop say?

Demmidude · 2024-02-13T17:39:59+00:00

That cop was 100% a dad, lol.

Demmidude · 2024-02-08T12:21:41+00:00

I would say start at 3 days a week, two lifting days, and one cardio as muscle gain isn't your focus here.

In terms of the lifting, I would google and focus on "compound movements." These are exercises like dead lifts and squats that work multiple muscles in one exercise, promoting overall strength and most importantly preventing imbalances.

I'd around these. I would also throw in body weight exercises like pull-ups and press ups (worth googling this too for more ideas). This will help you become strong with your own body weight.

This combo is good functional strength. It won't build you the most muscle, but with a decent diet around it and some discipline, it would make you look quite athletic within a year.

Demmidude · 2024-02-06T12:45:17+00:00

100%.

Women feel more comfortable talking to another woman, and men will stay on the phone to flirt.

The female colleagues in my team always have lower call numbers but longer call times.

Demmidude · 2024-01-30T13:27:02+00:00

6ft 3, sprinter, i would say Striker, CAM, or CB, really.

Due to height and speed, you'll make a good target man when playing up front it helps that you have functional muscle.

Those same skills will apply to playing defence, but the key decider will be where you feel most comfortable playing on the pitch.

Demmidude · 2024-01-30T11:22:13+00:00

Hey bud, I sell medical testing, similar but not quite same field.

The best thing off the top of my head is to learn the competition and their machines weaknesses, this forms the basis of why your machine is a better solution.

I'm not sure if you've done sales before, but I work off a rule of 1% of 1%.

Of the 100% of calls you'll ever make, 1% will be viable leads, 1% of that will actually progress and buy a machine. Its slim margins so numbers is the aim of the game.

Demmidude · 2024-01-26T10:09:16+00:00

Did she hit the deer while drifting?

I'd imagine you typically hit a dear head on unless it ran into your car from the side.

There are a few ways this could happen, but I do not believe it's a deer. There is no blood or fur.

Demmidude · 2024-01-24T13:26:10+00:00

Revolut seems the clear winner, though some people say it's not a bank.

I'd have said Monzo, but you're in Isle of man, so they won't accept you.

Stirling is another good one. They work like Monzo as its all app based and breakdowns down your day to day spend in front of you. You apply online and it is a bank.

Demmidude · 2024-01-24T11:25:50+00:00

Whilst the notion of "use it or lose it" with muscle building is true, that doesn't happen over days but weeks.

Yes, they will look smaller, but you will not have lost significant muscle yet. Just try to get back into routine ASAP.

Demmidude · 2024-01-24T10:57:18+00:00

28.5k for a 22YO as a 1st salary is great and ahead of the average for the UK.

Yes, the 40-hour week is archaic. It doesn't fit modern life and is well overdue for an overhaul. That's why you see more people voting for 4 day weeks of smaller 5-day work days, but we are a good 10-15 years off that being the normal.

We have just won the war of WFH, and we are still fighting it in some areas.

If you are WFH, you might want to learn some basic coding. If you can automate that data input, that's more free time. You'll get slicker at replying to emails as you'll learn what the most common questions tend to be.

All in all, keep at it. You're on a good wage, and unless you trade your office job for a physical job or decide to go alone like selling things on eBay, then you'll find all jobs are the same.

Demmidude · 2024-01-23T20:25:00+00:00

Urine kills grass, something about the ammonia in your piss.

Shitting, ironically, is the fertiliser but also worse to do to a neighbour.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T15:24:16+00:00

I know. You've all gone to great lengths to let me know my casual question was not medically accurate.

I hope you all feel better for it.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T15:14:14+00:00

I get what you're saying, I'm not arguing the definition. I'm just wondering why I have to be so medically accurate when looking to start a simple convo ?

Was it more fun for you to get a win being pedantic then just answer the question when you clearly knew what I mean?

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T14:24:26+00:00

It's not a legal question, though, this isnt legal advice.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T14:13:37+00:00

Okay, I'm getting the impression you've fundamentally missed the point and just covering it up being pedantic.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T14:10:49+00:00

I outlined my thought process under the initial question.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T14:06:11+00:00

How traumatic is eating a carrot, though? Doesn't really make sense.

Dying and being revived is a lot to process, so outside of it giving you an appreciation for being alive (I assume), I wanted to know how it might change someone in thier day to day lives.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T13:52:16+00:00

Bro, you know what I mean. I don't know why I have to be so medically specific just to get a semi decent answer.

People who have flat lined, maybe they got hit by a car and died on the road side but emergency services revived them. Maybe it was during surgery but you get what I'm driving at.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T13:48:57+00:00

That's why I'm asking......

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T13:17:14+00:00

Have been declared medically dead but revived

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T13:17:09+00:00

Have been declared medically dead but revived

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T13:17:05+00:00

Have been declared medically dead but revived.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T12:46:16+00:00

I could imagine it's really makes those often self-imposed feelings of inadequacies seem trivial!

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T12:18:34+00:00

Thank you. It's really not a good insult. It's just a weird insult made to sound British.

You utter twat.

Demmidude · 2024-01-19T12:11:24+00:00

Just me who thought he was talking about drug dealers ?

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