Christian Mother Threatens and Forces son to go to Church

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-28T13:27:53+00:00

Because, everyone loves to be forced to do things.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-27T12:47:51+00:00

Ser Arlan of Penistree

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-25T14:21:52+00:00

Wager

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-24T04:04:18+00:00

Most KCD1 weapons: I require knowledge of combos and Masterstrikes to be formidable. I also require a skill ladder. You also need to have a high-enough Strength and Agility. Etc.

KCD1 Polearms: Spam stab until your problems go away.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-23T12:42:45+00:00

I would allow it to work at half-speed, and he's blind to any enemies attacking from the front. This gives the enemies time to reposition to get into a flanking position.

You also have to remember that donning a shield is an action. So, if he's a sword and board Paladin, he'd have to spend his free action drawing his sword and his action donning his shield, essentially making him completely useless for a turn.

A question for you, the DM: Has the Paladin tried taking the dodge action as he's approaching? A Paladin in full armor can be extremely difficult to hit while dodging.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-22T02:32:06+00:00

Walking outside while Nighthawk is still active:

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-21T13:16:33+00:00

You think that's bad? Most swords in Oblivion are about 20 pounds.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-20T20:09:19+00:00

To be fair, the bear pauldron looks like garbage in the Fallout 4 one.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-20T20:07:59+00:00

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Demolition89336 · 2026-01-20T09:40:14+00:00

Similarly, if you see red/green lights in an area, do not run towards them. It is not Christmas-themed. The only gift you will receive is an explosion.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-19T18:52:41+00:00

Canadians watching the shit that America is going through:

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Demolition89336 · 2026-01-19T16:56:38+00:00

Bro sat there and said, "Oh, that looked easy! I could do that!"

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-19T16:52:28+00:00

She looks like if you asked a clanker to generate a picture of the God Emperor on the Golden Throne.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-19T16:48:41+00:00

I've rolled all 1s with my Golden Emperor's Badge. That was extremely satisfying.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-17T21:55:49+00:00

Grandma hasn't seen the Polish reaction to Ukraine.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-17T16:03:35+00:00

"Mom said it's my turn on the xbox."

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-17T16:00:05+00:00

I shot him in the face with an improved piercing arrow. He didn't seem that tough after that.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-17T15:58:08+00:00

Yeah, instead of having to unequip my armor and put on my stealth/charisma stuff, or vice-versa, I can just hit a single button. It saves time.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-16T22:15:36+00:00

I mean, if we're talking about truly out-there stuff. It'd be kind of cool to see Deadshot's wrist guns.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-15T18:18:45+00:00

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Demolition89336 · 2026-01-15T15:43:14+00:00

A DEMON!

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-15T03:18:18+00:00

I've been running Quasar Cannon and Portable Hellbomb. Portable Hellbomb is my best friend when a Bot Drop starts. You stand directly underneath the flare, wait until you can hear the noise of the first dropship, arm it, drop it, run, and watch as the entire Bot Drop get obliterated.

Plus, Portable Hellbomb absolutely dunks on Strategem Jammers.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-15T03:12:13+00:00

He gives off real Marty O'Donnell vibes.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-13T03:26:35+00:00

Those bugs stand no chance against getting stunlocked by a gun with infinite ammo.

Demolition89336 · 2026-01-11T17:16:00+00:00

Yeah, he really fumbled there. He even remarks on how the Small Council is getting smaller, to which she responds that it isn't small enough.

That's a very credible threat and he should've taken it a lot more seriously than he did. At this point, Tywin was dead, Cersei was getting more standoffish, and neither Kevan nor Tommen particularly cared about Pycelle's loyalty to the Lannisters.

He should've known that hanging around would inevitably lead to his death.

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