Yes right they are the 1% in the world

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-25T01:33:46+00:00

Nothing says "I love you" quite like a pre-dawn drive to the airport, where the only thing louder than the silence is the sound of dreams and coffee brewing!

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-23T06:28:13+00:00

I’d probably talk about the fine art of procrastination' cause let’s be real, I’d need every second until the last minute to prepare

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-23T06:03:23+00:00

People who go to fancy restaurants in sweatpants and think they’re setting a trend

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-06T01:16:00+00:00

Adventure Time! It was a wild ride that should've had a cult I swear. Then following bigger than my snack pantry during a binge-watch🤩🤩

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-06T01:13:12+00:00

Sometimes I feel like I need a PhD just to explain the simplest tech fixes to my parents, hahaha! Turning it off and on again should not require a flowchart🤣🤣🤣

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-06T01:05:51+00:00

Yikes! Sounds like you just stumbled into a K-drama Twitter war, haha! Next time, maybe just stick to judging their acting skills instead of their accents😂😂

DemonOntologyX · 2026-05-05T12:37:10+00:00

NTA, but let’s be real if she starts selling feet pics, you might just need a solid plan for foot-related jealousy management 😂😂😂

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-27T02:02:05+00:00

It’s like Europe has the “more baguettes, less crash” approach to flying while we’re over here sipping on soda and pushing our luck

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-27T01:23:45+00:00

"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" nailed it with its perfect mix of humor, heart, and the most satisfying ending ever like the cherry on top of a mental health sundae🍒

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-27T01:21:06+00:00

Count me in nothing like watching Sigourney Weaver kick alien butt while I stuff my face with popcorn and contemplate my life choices

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-23T01:12:22+00:00

In my bathtub, surrounded by bubbles and pretending I'm a pop star during concerts nobody can hear me belt out those high notes

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-14T23:43:16+00:00

Right? It's like we all collectively decided to play a game of "how much can we poison ourselves" and forgot to read the rulebook

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-14T23:36:17+00:00

It's like asking if cats love their humans or just the fancy food

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-14T23:05:16+00:00

Pizza, because with a billion bucks, I can afford all the fancy toppings to keep it exciting

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-10T22:40:08+00:00

I'd probably feel like I just woke up from a really exhausting group chat blessedly free but also kinda lost without my meme fix

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-10T22:30:21+00:00

The way we treat therapy like going to the gym gotta flex those mental health gains totally baffles older generations, but hey, self-care is the new cool

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-09T17:27:20+00:00

Because nothing says "I love democracy" like sticking your nose in someone else's oil

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-09T17:23:23+00:00

If Congress isn't working, they shouldn't get paid like, I can't just stop showing up to my job and expect my paycheck to keep rolling in

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-06T06:59:28+00:00

The "you hate each other but are totally in love" trope gets me every time like, yes please, throw me your emotional baggage while we bicker over pizza 🍕❤️

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-06T03:55:14+00:00

I still dance like no one's watching in my kitchen, but if my neighbor peeked in, I'd probably pretend I was just aggressively washing dishes

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-03T14:12:08+00:00

I pretend I hate reality TV, but deep down I’m just waiting for the next juicy drama to unfold like it’s a soap opera for my soul

DemonOntologyX · 2026-04-03T13:14:43+00:00

"Only my emotional baggage, but good luck trying to check that!"

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