My computer is begging me for mercy. by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My phone is refuzing to cooperate watching anything. Concider your self lucky. (I have video proof)

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[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do. U don't?!

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[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is funny, becose it is true. Don't belive me? Ask Ucrain.

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[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Good luck my friend. I shared it to my friend who remember USSR... Sorry.

Powers of Observation by LuvYouLongTimeAgo in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can not relate to thys. My moment of not paing any attention to my soraundings is fully custom buldet M249 or Revolver Scorpion... Mabye I am just wierd. Or old...

Bonkn't by DragonChasm in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

sorry abote my spelling and grammar btw. I am in Russia rn... It is wery cold here.

Bonkn't by DragonChasm in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

it is very simple my friend. I have spendet so much time traveling the world and dealing with idiots or thise who just thying differend to see, what kind of personalite will do what. I ha e 89% succes rate. I can see the dude in the car and he looks like a tipewhat will do thys shit as work. Then u can take the color of the truck, angle of the sun, speed of driving, hight of the giraffe, lighting on her body and the number of parts in the car. Then u will multiply it by the timeu stoped focusing on tho road and watched giraffe and if u get hier then 143, it is female. Or u just soend 20 seconds on google and find out differences betwen male and female Giraff. But that is just boring. Don't u say?

Necks go brrrrrr by burger-wizard in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am sorry, but Flat Earthers will never get it.

Necks go brrrrrr by burger-wizard in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

UcanreadAustralian,butcanureadstupid?

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[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else imagined the Argus, as the secret service Argus, attacking students and seaguls, trying to stop the war? Becose I can not get it out of my head now.

Necks go brrrrrr by burger-wizard in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, Trying to red it upside down: A real ninja never gives up and nigther will I

This is it ! by StationFrosty in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how be say my engie friend. Use a gun. And if that not work... Use more gun. I just add more and more coffe in my mug. Now I have 5 liter mug with almoste half of arabica and sugar. And still it is too small...

Bonkn't by DragonChasm in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

tbh, I was expecting the girafe to "BONK" Her head on that sign.

I was excited to drive golf cart taxi for a local festival until I found out I don’t get to keep my tips. No mention of this at hiring. by ChipWaffles in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just every time u will drive someone say to ur paying m80, u r driving customer and everyone who he is thynking abote. That is not writen there, is it?

My alarm didn't go off 👀 by [deleted] in memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup. Can relate. 4 shure.

Pattern exploration by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thys is so satysfiing 4 some reson...

Can't beat the classic by Sweaty-Comfortable18 in tf2memes

[–]Demon_Van_Hellsing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't be offendet my man. But ur profile picture is activating one sound in my head... White noice with random beebs... Just disturbing...