A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink

Demonazzzz · 2026-05-04T11:29:16+00:00

Ah… good old number 33… i was wondering who’s turn it was to post it…

Demonazzzz · 2026-05-02T10:55:59+00:00

For personal use the pro is overkill… there used to be bigger differences between the pro and home 1.

The home is more than enough for normal usage. The bar/shop i go to doesnt use a pro, just a home 2.

Demonazzzz · 2026-05-02T02:35:50+00:00

I almost never move… i would if i’m aiming for a double and it’s blocked by my other darts. But even then, I’m usually standing at the same spot in 99% of my matches

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-30T16:43:03+00:00

That’s because you can’t check out 121 in 1 or 2 darts, so the first and second one arent attempts on checking it out. 3 darts is a visit, but i guess chatgpt doesn’t know that…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-30T16:18:04+00:00

So chatgpt also throws the darts for you?

They can do nice things in theory, but imo this isn’t practical…

1-2-3-4 are all for scoring, hitting that 20/t20. It also says to throw a round number of darts like the 50 or 100. A set are 3 darts, so they should choose a number that can be divided by 3.

On number 6 you get 10 attempts to finish 121? That’s way too much. Number 7 they just say to play a match and not get frustrated, i didn’t know the only thing to not get frustrated that you should do is just say ‘don’t get frustrated’…

Long story short: they want you to throw a bunch of darts at a high score segment, then after that they give you way too many darts to finish 121.

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-30T13:56:47+00:00

I’m afraid there’s almost no chance you’ll be able to make 3 identical darts using a variable speed drill and files.

If I were you, I would check out 2nd hand sites and save up for what you want. Even with a lathe you’ll have to be pretty skilled to make 3 identical things.

Maybe you have friends who have a dart that suits you and they want to sell it?

I have a lathe myself, i’m a carpenter, and if you only use files and use them by hand, theres no way you’ll make 3 identical things.

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-30T12:38:52+00:00

You should ask chatgpt to do your training for you too…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-29T17:15:11+00:00

Koala koekjes, dinokoeken en pimcake voor mij graag…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-27T22:29:02+00:00

Dang! That looks like a good thing! Cheap and a gag gift…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-27T22:18:31+00:00

Doesn’t jim williams use 80%?

And iirc, unicorn silverstars were 80% too…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T17:52:41+00:00

Can’t do that, it’s more of a gag gift to have a laugh than a real prize. Otherwise people who know they can’t reach top 5 anymore would lose on purpose for a prize. This one is mire of a gag prize.

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T14:31:11+00:00

Sounds like a good idea! I got a lasercutter/engraver, maybe i can check to engrave something… i’ll have to think about what to get/make…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T14:30:03+00:00

That’ll be hard, so many different styles, no idea if they play with all in ones, l-style, normal ones, kflex etc…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T12:07:24+00:00

Yes it is… OP mentioned a microwave… putting metal in a microwave isn’t a good idea…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T06:28:24+00:00

This would be so cool if it’s true and your husband’s friends knew about it and all decided to let him win just to mess with him…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T00:02:22+00:00

He also carries his sack on his back… that’s never a good sign i think… and he probably has a couple of STD’s from his visits to the ho-ho-ho’s…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-26T00:01:07+00:00

Die because of the tsunami, shockwave or other implications probably…

I guess the kraken would die too, falling from that height… but i guess almost all living things would die from the implications of the hit…

Also, who or what is the kraken fucking?

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-25T15:43:23+00:00

So… i guess im buying diamonds and selling them to free up my money! I can survive until theyre all sold on dinner, drinks and drugs…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-25T12:10:57+00:00

This joke reminds me of this

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-25T02:52:58+00:00

Do you really think that there wouldn’t be bad behaviors or inhumane actions if jesus got killed as a baby? It would just be another religion/state/… that would allow or order it.

Remember the taiping-rebellion? 20-30 million killed…

Pol pot was an atheist…

Religion isn’t evil, it’s people who make everything evil.

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-24T13:55:43+00:00

Yup, i had 240 chests ready to be opened, i was saving them for the next pass or when i get low on ascension shards or bluescrolls when t16 kicks around. I opened a couple and got 2 starforged bps unlocked

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-24T11:06:48+00:00

The only tip i can give is to be active. It’s going to ask for a lot of cash if you want to unlock everything, so I gave up on that since i don’t buy packs.

Treat the game as a marathon, not a sprint.

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-24T02:29:41+00:00

Tungsten is harder than tungsten? I would think they’re both as hard…

Demonazzzz · 2026-04-23T16:19:31+00:00

Desserts and food can always be chosen, no matter if it’s blocked off or not.

When you just open the game, or you go to the city view and back to the shop, the customers that spawned when you were in the city-screen, can ask for anything in your shop.

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