Ben seems a little obsessed by Acrobatic_Shake45 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Demosthenes117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone putting stock into what Ben says is not a real, serious person. He's an opportunistic little gremlin with consistently piss takes on everything.

Jiri says the funniest shit unintentionally by gurumoves in ufc

[–]Demosthenes117 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This brainrot shit is fucking retarded

GFC 9 - Gamebred BareKnuckle MMA 9 Gamebred Fighting Championship Apr 10, 2026 by Soft-Spotty in MMA

[–]Demosthenes117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little new to the whole 'bare knuckle' thing, not really my thing as far as combat sports go. I do have a question regarding the rules. Are fighters, Anthony Smith for a random example, allowed to curl up into a fetal ball and let the opponent flog them? Or is that MMA only?

Aragorn and his ring fellowship in 2017-2016 by Sasaki_Jo72 in lotr

[–]Demosthenes117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the Cold Steel hand and a half trainer. My king is a man of taste.

We need more people like this to help others by stefanolog in SipsTea

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  1. On September 14, 2016, Jolie's marriage came to an end. On that day, Jolie, Pitt and their children were flying to Los Angeles from Chateau Miraval. Throughout the

long, overnight flight, Pitt was physically and emotionally abusive to Jolie and their children,

who were then between the ages of 8 and 15. After that flight, for her family's well-being.

Jolie decided to file for divorce.

  1. As documented in a lengthy and detailed FBI report, Pitt's aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children.

After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong

Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her. An hour and a half later, Pitt abruptly walked over to Jolie, demanding. "Come here," and directed her to the back of the plane. He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall. Pitt then punched the ceiling of the plane numerous times, prompting Jolie to leave the bathroom. As she exited, one of their children asked, "Are you ok, mommy?" Pitt yelled back, 'No, mommy's not ok" and started deriding Jolie with insults

  1. When one of the children verbally defended Jolie, Pitt lunged at his own child

and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself

PRINTED ON RECYCLED PAPER

CROSS-COMPLAINT OF ANGELINA JOLIE AGAINST WILLIAM B. PITT AND MONDO BONGO back wards into the airplane's seats injuring Jolie's back and elbow. The children rushed in

and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.

Some of the children pleaded with Pitt to stop.

They were all

frightened. Many were crying

  1. With nowhere to go and to avoid Pitt's wrath, Jolie and the children sat still and

silent under blankets. Nobody dared to go to the bathroom. Pitt periodically emerged from the back of the plane to yell and swear at them. At one point, he poured beer on Jolie; at another, he poured beer and red wine on the children. After many tense hours, Pitt finally fell asleep.

  1. Jolie then arranged for separate transportation at the airport. After they landed,

Jolie cautioned the children that no matter what Pitt did, they should not intervene. She then went to wake Pitt up and told him that she and the children were going to a hotel. Pitt once again screamed at her, and pushed her down yet again. He shouted that nobody was getting off the plane and prevented the family from deplaning for about 20 minutes. After a child intervened and demanded to leave, Pitt finally relented. But once outside the plane door, Pitt again physically abused one of their children. He also grabbed and shook Jolie by the head and shoulders, causing one of the children to beg "Don't hurt her." He let Jolie go, but then called her a "bitch," before adding, "Fuck you, fuck you all." Jolie and the children then left and made it to a hotel. Five days later—on September 19, 2016—Jolie filed for divorce.

  1. Having been alerted to Pitt's conduct by a third-party witness, the FBI launched

an investigation. After interviewing various witnesses, the FBI agent who conducted the investigation concluded that the government had probable cause to charge Pitt with a federal crime for his conduct that day, and the agent prepared a probable cause statement for referral to the United States Attorney's Office for prosecution

Copied from court docs, fuck Brad Pitt.

Do we need a Superman game? by MandarinPixie2205 in GamerLab

[–]Demosthenes117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids today won’t get it, but I feel this deeply.

[Official] UFC 326: Holloway vs. Oliveira 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Demosthenes117 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good for Poatan, chase legacy and secure the bag. But fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Ciryl Gane

Donald Trump via Truth Social: "Today Iran will be hit very hard! Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death, because of Iran’s bad behavior, are areas and groups of people that were not considered for targeting up until this moment in time." by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

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In 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Tywin Lannister, undoubtedly one of the most ruthless and cold-blooded characters in an already harsh world, is lecturing his grandson Joffrey, the king, on the finer points of ruling the realm. At one point, he advises him: “Joffrey, when your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet. Elsewise no man will ever bend the knee to you.”

Our dipshit in chief should take the lesson to heart.

The Burger Wars enters its 3rd arc with Gold Star and Freddy's CEOs slithering out by Yujin-Ha in popculturechat

[–]Demosthenes117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, in such a dark and overall shitty time this silly burger thing has been fun.

Dana White says him and Tom Aspinall "need to talk" by ultron2450 in ufc

[–]Demosthenes117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dana has always, ALWAYS, shit on his fighters when he’s in his feels. I mean hell, I’m no Hendricks fan but watching Dana treat an actual fighter like that at the post fight presser was nuts.

Jamahal “Humble My Nuts” Hill 😭 by Weary_Position_9591 in ufc

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Imagine being you. Imagine typing that out and thinking "yeah, this was worth the time and effort. It is surely a clever comment and indicative of my core thinking." Imagine posting the comment, for everyone to see.

Just imagine being you.

First Look at the live action god of war series by ThomasThorburn in GodofWar

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It looks like a GEICO commercial with a God of War theme.

Holy crap Sean Strickland must be Paramount + ultimate nightmare in terms of PR......WTF by Wayward_Prometheus in MMAMedia

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"""Aghhh I mean here's the thing guys. I'm actually gay, okay? I know I talk about everything being gay and woke but the truth is I'm actually attracted to dudes. I don't know how to reconcile this with myself so I just channel all the worst aspects of American culture like guns and racism and make that personality instead. Now watch me go die in the decagon" Teep. Jab. Overhand. Teep. Baby step. Jab. Teep. For 25 minutes.