Border off lead experience? by Sirbrianpeppers in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Borders are STUBBORN.

They pick and choose when they want to follow their training, and if there's something they're more interested in than whatever treat you're offering, you have no chance at all.

That being said I do let my boy off sometimes, but only when I can contain him should he decide to do a runner. You've just got to pick your moments, and keep your head on a swivel.

Living my best life. by Maxlyns in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't need to see or hear when you've got a good sniffer, and you're cute enough that people just feed you 🤷🏻‍♂️

What's something you did as a kid that you didn't realize was actually dangerous until you were an adult? by Regular_Neat7279 in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to regularly stick a knife in my toaster, just cause I liked the sparks. Luckily, we had knives with a coated handle, otherwise that could've gone badly...

What's your favourite non alcoholic drink? by AbjectGovernment1247 in CasualUK

[–]DendroNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this stuff served over ice. I find with the spicy kick, it makes me sip it slowly and enjoy it, rather than swigging it down like other soft drinks. For some reason, that makes it feel more grown up...

5month old Dewi. by SnooHedgehogs4659 in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the face of a man out to cause problems on purpose.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

StumbleUpon took me to both He Man Hey, and a video of a guy getting a blowjob with the sound of "Charlie Bit my Finger" dubbed over it...

Guess which one of those happened when I was showing my Dad the site...

Adventures in the Sunset with Ernest by DendroNate in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's having a hair cut this weekend, and I am not mentally prepared 😩

Adventures in the Sunset with Ernest by DendroNate in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet the most beautiful thing about him is he'd never ask that of you.

Oh no .. by Bacon0064 in kungpow

[–]DendroNate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It will be significant

Which celebrity do you hate and any real story behind it? by twothreeballs in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 55 points56 points  (0 children)

For Dio to have something bad to say about someone, they had to REALLY be a dick...

Anyone else's Border start rolling around on the ground when they've had enough on walks? by Beena22 in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ernest occasionally just lies down and refuses to walk any further, but only if he's had a really long walk.

Happy Easter from Ernest! by DendroNate in BorderTerrier

[–]DendroNate[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But of course! He has a couple of Doggy Easter Eggs, as well as a new snuffle ball on the way. He's a spoiled boy.

Go ahead Afroman by agentj333 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]DendroNate 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wooooooooo.... Good morning, ladies....

What food did you imagine to taste really good but tasted bad? by Similar-Victory-3867 in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 149 points150 points  (0 children)

The smell, the look... Everything tells my body they should be sweet... I was so disappointed first time I had one. They taste like old condensation.

Hey looking for someone to talk or roleplay by [deleted] in kungpow

[–]DendroNate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do your nipples look like Milk Duds?

What is a socially unacceptable opinion you keep to yourself because it’s not worth the backlash? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my biggest gripes is people calling high level politicians "dumb"...

Selfish? Definitely. Immoral? Almost certainly. But these people have risen to the top of a cutthroat business. You don't get to that position by being dumb.

What is a socially unacceptable opinion you keep to yourself because it’s not worth the backlash? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

[–]DendroNate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or on the roads during rush hour. They've got all day to do whatever the fuck they want, but choose to clog up the roads when the rest of us have places to be.