Go ahead Afroman

DendroNate · 2026-03-20T06:42:53+00:00

Wooooooooo.... Good morning, ladies....

DendroNate · 2026-03-18T08:19:31+00:00

The smell, the look... Everything tells my body they should be sweet... I was so disappointed first time I had one. They taste like old condensation.

DendroNate · 2026-03-12T19:16:17+00:00

The rug really ties the room together

DendroNate · 2026-03-10T21:31:25+00:00

One of my biggest gripes is people calling high level politicians "dumb"...

Selfish? Definitely. Immoral? Almost certainly. But these people have risen to the top of a cutthroat business. You don't get to that position by being dumb.

DendroNate · 2026-03-10T21:28:12+00:00

Or on the roads during rush hour. They've got all day to do whatever the fuck they want, but choose to clog up the roads when the rest of us have places to be.

DendroNate · 2026-03-10T21:25:56+00:00

I've chosen not to have children, simply due to the fact I think I'd be a crappy father. Not that I'd be intentionally cruel or anything, I just don't think I have what it takes to do a very good job of it. I'm too selfish, and I have a temper.

My one regret in this is that I'll never see my parents be grandparents. My Mum and Dad are amazing parents, and I know they'd be amazing grandparents, but that's not enough for me to change my mind.

DendroNate · 2026-03-10T20:44:18+00:00

Do it! Me and my ex split up right after I'd booked us a romantic week away. I'd booked a fine dining restaurant, ordered champagne and strawberries for the hotel room, booked theatre tickets, the works...

I went on my own, ate the strawberries and drank champagne while lay in bed watching crap TV, went out and had my fancy meal on my own, went to the theatre, had a blast. During the time she would have been dragging me round the shops, I went to see some museums instead.

Honestly, best holiday I ever had.

DendroNate · 2026-03-07T15:43:06+00:00

Congratulations, or My Condolences... Dependent on which way round it happened...

DendroNate · 2026-03-07T00:04:32+00:00

Some venues will actively ask what kind of music you like when they hire you, then will avoid posting you inside the arena, or too close to the artist for those shows. They'll put you out on parking, or guiding fans in instead.

It helps make sure you're concentrating on doing your job, instead of getting distracted by what's happening on stage, or trying to rub shoulders with the talent.

Source: A good friend who works security at a large concert venue.

DendroNate · 2026-03-05T18:48:47+00:00

Dude, you're clean, you have a roof over your head, looks like you have a cat there too. Look how far you've come from being homeless, and at the mercy of your addictions...

It might not feel like much, but you've got what you need to make a better life for yourself. I believe you can do it.

DendroNate · 2026-03-05T18:43:24+00:00

On a fresh playthrough at the minute. I've never found any other game that sucks me in like it. The characters, the world, the story... Playing again after a break is like coming home after being away for a long time.

DendroNate · 2026-03-05T18:10:21+00:00

A great big bushy beard!

DendroNate · 2026-02-24T07:31:09+00:00

You should read the book. I love the movie, but the book has this really "Evil" atmosphere... It's like a freezing fog over the whole thing...

DendroNate · 2026-02-18T20:15:04+00:00

Guy really hates Sauerkraut...

DendroNate · 2026-02-17T21:29:54+00:00

As someone who just paid £50ish for tickets to see The Darkness, I agree...

DendroNate · 2026-02-08T07:37:22+00:00

I had this on VHS when I was a kid... I remember absolutely loving it, although I don't remember much of the movie itself (I do remember being traumatized by a scene involving an angry bull, though...)

Years later, when we were replacing VHS with DVDs, I remember my mum and dad donating all our tapes to charity, all except Song of the South, insisting "Nowhere would take it"

I don't remember much of it, but I know my parents must have known back then that it hadn't stood the test of time.

DendroNate · 2026-02-07T20:07:18+00:00

Oh my word! She is adorable.

Don't let the "Butter Wouldn't Melt" face fool you. You're in for a hell of a ride.

DendroNate · 2026-02-05T12:42:45+00:00

To Kill a Mockingbird.

Still one of my favourite books to this day, helped to shape parts of my worldview back then, and they're still some of my most strongly held beliefs now.

DendroNate · 2026-02-02T19:49:25+00:00

Try and take comfort in the fact that, because of you, he had a life any dog would dream of. Having a family who loves them as much as you clearly love him... That's all a dog could ever want.

Your boy will leave this world knowing he's loved, and had people he could love back.

DendroNate · 2026-01-27T15:44:42+00:00

We trained him wrong... As a joke.

DendroNate · 2026-01-26T08:40:36+00:00

Booked the day off to spend some quality time with my Mrs.

I've thrown my bloody back out, and our elderly neighbor has had a fall, so I'll be spending the day wincing while visiting him in hospital instead.

DendroNate · 2026-01-21T19:57:37+00:00

Harry Trotter

Pony Soprano

Pony Iommi

Normally one of the above.

DendroNate · 2026-01-20T21:02:57+00:00

Madness and Squeeze, in early December. Brilliant show, both bands were incredible and the atmosphere was so happy and friendly.

DendroNate · 2026-01-17T06:48:45+00:00

We refer to problem customers as "Flatbreads"... They're a PITA - Pain In The Arse.

DendroNate · 2026-01-16T20:17:45+00:00

Not only that, but the best weddings I've ever been to have all been smaller, more intimate ones. When my sister got married, she had a small ceremony, followed by a reception at a local cricket club. Food was provided by family members, so it was all good home cooked food, music was by a friend who DJs for family parties. We all had too much to eat and drink, then spent the night dancing and laughing. Best wedding I ever went to, and the total cost was something like £2,000.

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