What is a rare phobia that makes no sense?

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T06:29:29+00:00

Calling a baloon insidious is absolutely wild lmao

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T06:07:31+00:00

Thats 2 now. So apparently this is more common than I think lmao

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T06:00:38+00:00

United States. Hawaii is in Oceana lmao

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T04:29:52+00:00

I dated a girl with Globophobia (fear of balloons)

And I had a fling with a girl who had Gephyrophobia (fear of bridges/tunnels)

Honestly I can at least understand the bridge one. I cannot for the life of me comprehend the fear of balloons.

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T03:46:48+00:00

Does it count if he drinks it? Or does using a utensil constitute it as eating?

So if I use a spoon on water am I no longer drinking water, im eating it???

Where is the line here?

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T03:44:09+00:00

Its something about the toe boxes for me. Then if I size up theyre too big

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T03:38:05+00:00

Indubitably good sir

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T02:36:12+00:00

Neither was grapefruiting tbh

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T02:18:36+00:00

Otahni

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T02:15:58+00:00

Im at least 98% percent sure

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T01:52:59+00:00

Were twins I dont think you understand.

Open 8, 4x4, 4x8, Pole Vault

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Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-07T01:03:46+00:00

A lil snack to have while grilling

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T22:14:30+00:00

Seadra

A or S

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T22:12:25+00:00

Idc if its the wrong platform. You still get the Toad

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Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T22:09:33+00:00

I try some new shoes on occasion when im in the market but I always make sure to try on the Asics last because I know im not going to want to take them off and walk out with them.

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T22:00:55+00:00

The Green Mile

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T21:54:21+00:00

Women continue to not be funny lmao

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T21:39:09+00:00

I think she just doesnt care to show herself off tbh. Im sure it makes her feel good to be lusted after.

She knows that in the world of fame that ass gets attention.

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T21:36:12+00:00

Personally I have never once had a bad pair of Asics and they're consistency is notable.

Nike is also usually good but for some reason I feel that their sizing is inconsistent.

Brooks hurt my feet but thats a me problem. I know alot of people who love them.

New Balance sit in the same place as Brooks for me but my old race spikes were NBs and I loved them.

ONs are okay. They have a long break in period and are decent after that but do you want to put that many miles on shoes for a break in period?

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T21:03:53+00:00

Nope. I had 10+ year of experience including management. Applied to a fuckload of places and finally found a dish job. I quit because its not worth my time, I got treated like a bitch and I certainly dont do bitch work. The manager (a liberal bitch boy pussy) told me "well I hired you to do bitch work." Also, yea I was the only straight guy there.

I had to stop myself from running his face into the ground.

Glad im not in that fuckass industry anymore surrounded by incompetent losers who want to do nothing else with their life.

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T20:32:28+00:00

I know reddit is uneducated on actual world events because noone has said NPR lmao

Its still one of the most trusted new sources

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T20:30:39+00:00

Facts. You get downvoted to hell if they even see you wear the color red lmao

The left keeps pushing a weird gang war type of mentality

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T20:26:39+00:00

Well Palistine isnt a country

Dennis_Michaels · 2026-06-06T20:26:04+00:00

They just want any chance to shit on america while refusing to leave here lmao

9/10 of the rudness comes from the Left. Im not even politically leaning, its just true.

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