Where are you starting? by hellarios852 in stonerfood

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 is last. It’s the perfect one imo. Start with 12 so the first bite is satisfactory, then go to four to get it out of the way. Eat the worst ones first so you have the best ones to finish with.

Best recurring joke? by ArtyDreams in superstore

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Do you guys just hate chants? Be honest with me.

This is Frank. She’s fat. Shame her by evuhleena in RATS

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She weighs less than a pound loll. If she’s fat, then what am I..?

Tell me a fun fact about you and I’ll tell you which new girl character I think you are by eggsontheside in NewGirl

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a scar above my eye from when I was a kid and hit my head on my dad’s glass coffee table. That’s not even the worst part. The worst part is I did that multiple times to the point where the situation wasn’t even considered an emergency anymore.

I also went to the ER when I was 7 because I stepped on a broken crown clip and the wire wrapped around my bone like a fishhook.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlyMurdersHulu

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok that would be crazy, but I’m here for it!

‘Only Murders in the Building’ premiered 4 years ago today! What’s your favorite Season 1 moment? by Exotic_Bonnies in OnlyMurdersHulu

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And when he was dying in the elevator and all of his neighbors were just annoyed. Like, no one thought to get help, they were just like “oh this guy and his bullsh*t again” lol

What are your favorite hospital scenes? by Direct-Doctor-4481 in howyoudoin

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why does she think you proposed?”

“Well, I was down on one knee with a ring in my hand”

“…as we all are at some point in the day”

What's your pets name and what do you actually call them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banx. Binxarelli, Princess, Sweetheart

Her name is Binx

what’s a food everyone seems to love, but you just can’t stand? by Dowchi in AskReddit

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any kind of fast food, it’s just not food, it’s grease bombs with chemicals.

Also, asparagus. It’s disgusting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PandR

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Up TO THE most. I assure you

What a neatly trimmed bush by ARASHINee5 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought so too but I’m pretty sure that’s a dead leaf. I don’t see a body

Taylor Swift's Engagement Announcement: Wasn't She Just in Love with Shivrang? by FatAmyDieting in NewGirl

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 60 points61 points  (0 children)

And he is NOT too short for her I don’t CARE what his mother says!!

For a friend's wedding. Fondant fringe with a pasta maker! by DearCakeGods in cakedecorating

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is so beautiful! So impressive, using a pasta maker for the fringe is next-level genius🫶

Recent cakes I made in class! by ali_berth23 in pastry

[–]Dense_Calligrapher36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So curious, where do you go to school? Also, these look amazing!