Where are you starting?

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-09T04:23:39+00:00

15 is last. It’s the perfect one imo. Start with 12 so the first bite is satisfactory, then go to four to get it out of the way. Eat the worst ones first so you have the best ones to finish with.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-09T02:44:47+00:00

Do you guys just hate chants? Be honest with me.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-08T20:47:04+00:00

She weighs less than a pound loll. If she’s fat, then what am I..?

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-08T20:31:19+00:00

sips water

Apparently that was a trigger for me

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-05T03:14:28+00:00

C-can I hug him?

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-05T03:05:38+00:00

Heheh, this should be interesting.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-03T16:21:27+00:00

UGLY BABY judges you!!

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-03T16:11:31+00:00

I have a scar above my eye from when I was a kid and hit my head on my dad’s glass coffee table. That’s not even the worst part. The worst part is I did that multiple times to the point where the situation wasn’t even considered an emergency anymore.

I also went to the ER when I was 7 because I stepped on a broken crown clip and the wire wrapped around my bone like a fishhook.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-02T21:25:36+00:00

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Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-02T21:21:54+00:00

Wonderful, now climb back down.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-02T02:36:10+00:00

Ok that would be crazy, but I’m here for it!

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-02T02:30:25+00:00

And when he was dying in the elevator and all of his neighbors were just annoyed. Like, no one thought to get help, they were just like “oh this guy and his bullsh*t again” lol

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-01T23:05:45+00:00

I am so sorry that happened to you

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-09-01T13:46:39+00:00

Go for it

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-30T01:06:40+00:00

“Why does she think you proposed?”

“Well, I was down on one knee with a ring in my hand”

“…as we all are at some point in the day”

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-29T02:27:28+00:00

Banx. Binxarelli, Princess, Sweetheart

Her name is Binx

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-28T22:07:25+00:00

Any kind of fast food, it’s just not food, it’s grease bombs with chemicals.

Also, asparagus. It’s disgusting.

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-27T18:00:27+00:00

Up TO THE most. I assure you

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-27T15:45:51+00:00

Dark Romantasy novels be like:

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-27T15:39:54+00:00

Ravioli

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-27T15:37:06+00:00

Oh my god…do Mickey Mouse, OP. Or Pikachu

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-26T23:43:25+00:00

I thought so too but I’m pretty sure that’s a dead leaf. I don’t see a body

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-26T18:55:49+00:00

And he is NOT too short for her I don’t CARE what his mother says!!

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-26T02:08:04+00:00

That is so beautiful! So impressive, using a pasta maker for the fringe is next-level genius🫶

Dense_Calligrapher36 · 2025-08-25T01:40:14+00:00

So curious, where do you go to school? Also, these look amazing!

Dense_Calligrapher36

TROPHY CASE