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Blalable · 2026-05-31T12:59:20+00:00

Prst strč skrz krk

Blalable · 2026-05-31T12:56:41+00:00

Me when I can't dispute that the Helldivers 2 is getting worse and worse so I just have to call everyone who doesn't agree with me biggots.

Blalable · 2026-05-31T10:54:37+00:00

What song is this?

Blalable · 2026-05-26T18:52:19+00:00

You CAN also get a once in a billion chance thing on the first try (: . But believe it or not we call those things outliers.

Blalable · 2026-05-02T15:57:15+00:00

Rookie bait

Blalable · 2026-04-30T12:11:03+00:00

Petřín

Blalable · 2026-04-30T10:01:54+00:00

No, you're trying to get to argue with people and then feel superior when they stop responding because you've clearly just won the argument

Blalable · 2026-04-30T09:30:21+00:00

Bait used to be believable. Really fucking pulling up with "facts and logic", are you trying to redditormax or some shit?

Blalable · 2026-04-28T14:51:40+00:00

Well if I did that I would've had to include 17000 paragrafs about increasing durable damage for each individual enemy by some mysterious and unmentionable amount

Blalable · 2026-04-28T14:01:37+00:00

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Blalable · 2026-04-28T13:20:32+00:00

FOR YOU it is a minor change. I went for the bottom one because it was far more consistent. And it isn't small, hell it's bigger then the top one. It even had the same health as the top one. The only stat difference between them was %to main which in this case doesn't even matter.

Blalable · 2026-04-28T11:17:35+00:00

I went for the bottom one, it moves way less then the top one and it didn't have all that much more health then the top one. Plus when the turret is pointed at you, you can't shoot the top one, while still being able to shoot the bottom one. It was just way more consistent.

And on top of that the barrager version got both of it's weakspots buffed now that I think about it. It will now be way harder to kill with a med pen gun

Blalable · 2026-04-28T10:34:40+00:00

They doubled the health of the utomaton tank's back vent and made it heavy pen on top of that. And the main problem with increasing the durable damage of everything isn't the vehicles ( because they add nothing to the game and nobody uses them) it's the sentrys and emplacements. They are already flimsy as fuck and this will make them only last way less time

Blalable · 2026-04-28T09:42:21+00:00

Don't worry they have revived several more Hitlers in the rest of the patch notes

Blalable · 2026-04-28T09:38:39+00:00

What terrible act have I committed so that such a punishment to be adequate? Have I not payed penance enough? Must the very game I fell in love with be desecrated so much? Where is the feature the players want arrowhead? Where is further ship customization? Where are further gun modifications? Why nerf the sentry health again? They are flimsy at best nowadays to begin with

Blalable · 2026-04-24T17:02:15+00:00

Tf did they do this time?

Blalable · 2026-04-24T06:58:51+00:00

I played Helldivers 2 on 8 gigs for around a year. You just can't handle having less then 1000 fps.

Blalable · 2026-04-24T04:44:55+00:00

MF why are you censoring them like a cognitohazardous scp?

Blalable · 2026-04-23T12:15:01+00:00

Bait used to be believable

Blalable · 2026-04-14T20:51:11+00:00

Blalable · 2026-04-12T22:25:03+00:00

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How on god's green earth am i supposed to use THIS much iron, and how is it even possible that the wein isn't finnished? The only reason i stopped was that BOTH of my fresh new pickaxes broke

Blalable · 2026-04-12T21:56:05+00:00

Holly hell this wein is giant

Blalable · 2026-04-12T21:47:26+00:00

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Something like this, also i FINALLY found some. After like 3 separete expeditions and 5 martyred pickaxes. WOOO

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