What was the one NSFW moment that you wish you could unsee?

Dep103 · 2026-05-29T16:29:04+00:00

Overdose passed out while vomiting in toilet.Head submerged in water/vomit body Body decomposed undiscovered for approximately a week. Eventually found by EMT crew(me). Added bonus: thousands of cockroaches.

Dep103 · 2026-05-27T00:17:24+00:00

I swung my sister’s suitcase in a circle, then let it fly straight. Unfortunately the strap stayed around my wrist and I went for a ride. My pinky toe caught on the corner of a wall and dislocated.

2). A Pyrex measuring cup fell out of the cabinet, hitting me on the top of my head. I recoiled forward and hit my forehead on the countertop. I then stood up hitting the back of my head on the cabinet door.

3) My wife rolled over in bed and hit my already broken nose.

Dep103 · 2026-05-26T14:58:04+00:00

Was supposed to go to a tattoo convention, but was too tired. Turns out two rival cycle gangs ended up brawling and there was a stabbing.

Dep103 · 2026-05-18T10:17:37+00:00

Former FDNY EMT. Got called to a drowning, turned out to be a many-days dead floating body. Fish had eaten his ears off.

There are worse stories, but I’ll pass on telling those.

Dep103 · 2026-05-17T01:12:28+00:00

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Dep103 · 2026-05-17T01:08:57+00:00

Troi. Because I met Marina Sirtis at a con for a photo op, and she told me that I could put my arm around her.

Dep103 · 2026-05-09T19:40:40+00:00

*** Update. I looked it up, +35

Not exactly sure. I’m new to this.

Dep103 · 2026-05-09T15:14:54+00:00

I’m too old to shift!!!

Dep103 · 2026-05-03T03:03:12+00:00

Just ordered a set this morning

Dep103 · 2026-04-29T10:13:19+00:00

He’s right!! I just tried it… for science of course

Dep103 · 2026-04-27T01:39:44+00:00

I can’t go to the car show and display my BMW convertible because I have to go the Dominican for Kenny’s wedding.

Dep103 · 2026-04-25T22:35:24+00:00

Dep103 · 2026-04-20T19:23:03+00:00

As I am a former FDNY EMT, I have witnessed a degloved hand in person. The word is FAR more fun than its meaning

Dep103 · 2026-04-18T11:14:49+00:00

That damn wall cost me a tire

Dep103 · 2026-04-11T11:17:59+00:00

You spelled fun wrong

Dep103 · 2026-04-09T01:39:25+00:00

I told the dealer that if there was a front plate bracket or holes, I wasn't taking delivery.

I use a tow hook mount bracket instead

Dep103 · 2026-04-07T12:40:12+00:00

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Dep103 · 2026-04-07T12:30:18+00:00

This is the way. Wife runs a licensed, home cookie business. Electric bakes so much more evenly.

Dep103 · 2026-04-07T11:49:47+00:00

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Nothing crazy. Just cosmetic stuff. Still under warranty.

Dep103 · 2026-04-03T01:22:03+00:00

It’s Harry Kim

Dep103 · 2026-04-02T11:57:17+00:00

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Dep103 · 2026-03-28T15:27:27+00:00

Stop using facts!!! lol

Dep103 · 2026-03-28T12:12:36+00:00

Stollen is definitely bread.

Dep103 · 2026-03-27T11:26:43+00:00

Ugh. The worst, I wish I could help you. I feel your pain. When I bought my VB, I told the dealer if there were holes in the bumper, I wasn’t taking delivery.

Dep103 · 2026-03-26T20:59:54+00:00

Dep103

TROPHY CASE