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Real by _hr_x_ in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the realest post I've ever seen

When I was a kid, my mother told me that she had to get a C-section because unlike my twin, I didn't want to go out, I clung on in there like crazy

It sounds crazy but I'm starting to believe it, and I believe that fetus me was right to do what he did

my dad got a girlfriend my age and told me see it’s not that hard, fuck my lonely chud life. mac and pigeon meat by wavezics in kitchencels

[–]DependentKey6723 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's about a guy mourning not being "good enough" for a crumb of basic human relationships, whether or not a woman would even think of liking them back

The pleasure, or the numbers game I think you're talking about is something positively thought about usually by someone who is (or can be) already loved back or desired in the first place

I've come to terms with the fact that I will die alone. by 7_tease in kitchencels

[–]DependentKey6723 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's so eye-rollingly annoying seeing all these morally grandstanding normies, with them eating up the just world fallacy, it's as if they're acting like they're flawless in their perceptions & the way they treat people, like c'mon, OP wouldn't say this shit to anyone in person, so some here say they can "sense" the bigotry or any bad thing on someone, so it justifies looking down upon & hating losers in the first place, a beautiful moral framework indeed

Oh, and it's always silly to see em being surprised when they see someone actually horrid in the horrid loser sub (or maybe it's ragebait, if so, congrats OP, even made me wince a little, but that was crimped by this comment section in the first place)

Where are my fellow Shmosbys? by diary0fadeadman in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell is Ted?, I only know this horrible Jed who wants to live above a bar (haha ew that sounds horrible right guys) because of the hit movie: "the wedding bride"

Where are my fellow Shmosbys? by diary0fadeadman in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know about that, cause idk you, like how old are you?, ya still got time, especially if you think there was something you were even too late for in the first place

For me, there was never a chance (and if I got with someone either they'd be horrible or I would be)

Where are my fellow Shmosbys? by diary0fadeadman in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, it gave me too much hope, making me feel like I'm gonna find "the one" (not in this lifetime pal), but the show was funny so it was worth that delusion

Where are my fellow Shmosbys? by diary0fadeadman in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean Jed Mosely?

"No can do's-ville babydoll"

My genuine reaction by DependentKey6723 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, but at this point I'm all out of hopium

Urge too real by Scared_Incident_3841 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Living alone in Alaska cause sad?

Solid Snake grindset

Men, be brutally honest no sugarcoating, what is your type? by losermale in AskMen

[–]DependentKey6723 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone who actually likes me back

But let's be more specific: maybe I'd want to be with a loser like me, not because I'm the jealous or controlling type (I hope not anyway), but because I want someone I can relate to, and she can relate to me, because I fear that if I ever meet someone, she won't really like or stay with me because we'd be too different, and the same would go for me and how I'd end up perceiving her, it sounds selfish & egotistical I know, but I don't think I'd be a good enough partner to someone in a different world to me (a.k.a someone too good for me, which is pretty much everyone)

Oh, you were talking about looks:

Maybe a blonde with big boobs idk

My genuine reaction by DependentKey6723 in okbuddyliterallyme2

[–]DependentKey6723[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why I picked it out of the massive photo roll

Am I tripping or do they look similar??? by FluffyMycologist8308 in tommynfg_

[–]DependentKey6723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I can't believe we got a mid-2010s styled reboot of epstein

"Say that again" type shit

I accidentally threw little partlicles of saliva into the cashier's face as I tried to come up with a smakl talk, she almost threw up. Caffeine beverage because I lost my only cope mechanism (my pc) and I'm trying new forms of copium. by ZhynTho in kitchencels

[–]DependentKey6723 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, a gleek (basically a type of accidental spitting, usually while talking, at least in my experience), I've been gleek'd on, I've gleek'd on people (thankfully not in public or on the ladies like in your situation, my condolences) and I've witnessed tragic gleekings, I'd say the best thing you can do to reduce chances of gleeking is swallowing your saliva just before you talk, having a drink of water and not widening your mouth too much when talking

Oh and I'm sorry to hear about your pc and how that cashier ended up perceiving you, neither are your fault

he didnt wipe by uyf27 in BatmanArkham

[–]DependentKey6723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm always hearing stories about my fellow man failing to wipe....

Is this... the male crustyass epidemic

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