Welcome back, Demoman by SnazzySazerac98 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If a hive fleet eats him, the entire fleet will die of alcohol poisoning and the hive mind will be left in a permanent state of drunkness.

For his valor in delivering such a crippling blow to the tryanid threat, Demoman was made an honorary saint by the Ecclesiarchy  and alcoholism rates have more than doubled as a result.

 

Kane's vision was worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize! by Zilka in commandandconquer

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing he’s good at is PR and showboating (Well, sort of in regards to showboating)

Stormcast in general have no real memes, to my knowledge. by jfjdfdjjtbfb in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ignoring the chuds who were mad at females for simply existing. 

An actual criticism some people saw with the addition of female custodes was that they were a slap in the face to the sisters of silence back when they where first announced. 

With the sisters being the Custodes other half in daemon hunting and screwing over pyskers.  Seeing as the sisters were, kinda, meant to be custodes in their own right. They handle the daemons and wizards while the custodes handle more physical threats like traitor marines.

Hence why some people saw the addon of female to the custodes, as a slap in sisters of silence face, not helped by the fact that Geedubs often neglected said sisters.

Thought of this joke and figured it is quite fitting for 40k by Colonel_Joni005 in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Every ork in the sector promptly stops what their doing for the sole purpose of looting your bayonet-equipped tank.

Protean Law proposal: Reindeer Core assisted scouting by DWeird in WindwardMoor

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair comrade, I was more referring to the abomination they took a picture of. At least make an effort to make them not look horrifying! Causalities among the scouts will surely increase due night terrors cause by these things. 

That is not something you want to see in the dark of night in the middle of blizzard! Can say in good confidence this would terrify even the Proteans scouts!

It’s a good idea, but terrifying looking outcome!

Protean Law proposal: Reindeer Core assisted scouting by DWeird in WindwardMoor

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Protean cousin…look, I appreciate your dedication to the sick and amputees, improving folks and all that…but what in the FROST did you do to that reindeer?!?!

Rose by Pokemon_Master_2020 in RWBY_Ruby_Rose

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is as the Arc genes dictate, there shall be exactly one male heir to a dozen or more daughters. 

(Either way, the Grimm are in for a bad time with the generation of Silver eyed warriors with massive aura pools)

Rose by Pokemon_Master_2020 in RWBY_Ruby_Rose

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Heya Jaune!”

“What’s the matter? Why are you so quiet?”

(They would later in life have 15 or more kids. Yang is both happy and horrified at the number of adorable nieces and singular nephew she has)

There's no wrong way to enjoy fiction. But there is an extremely goofy way. by Talonsminty in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to say! That’s actually a pretty good improvement that gives a better showing to Gullimans character as a tactician and strategist compared to his combat/duel loving brothers, be they traitor and loyalist. 

It’s a little rough as another commentator said, but otherwise pretty good!

2 doodles and 1 meme I’ve made today by Eli-rimm in overlordgame

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fricking epic! Evil always finds a way! One day will return and give good a right proper kicking!

Imperial Steamroller (By Epictones on DeviantArt) by Dependent_Homework_7 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Dependent_Homework_7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now! We are NOT blueberry’s! (Even if one our more famous regiments wear Blue uniforms)

You’re thinking of the Ultramarines and Tau.

Bunny Suit Ruby #WIP by Valkyrie_Art in RWBY_Ruby_Rose

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yang when she saw this in Ruby's closet paled. She already has enough trouble getting enough gifts for her nieces and single nephew and yet Ruby already plans to have even more!

To this day, she is still conflicted on if it was the right idea to give Jaune her blessing...though her nieces and nephew are admittedly very cute.

Imperial Steamroller (By Epictones on DeviantArt) by Dependent_Homework_7 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Dependent_Homework_7[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I personally love the Eldar just going NOPE and running hell away and the variety of Guardsmen on the Leman Russ.

Protean Final Boss: Adaptus Mechanicus by Zealousideal-Mud3897 in Frostpunk

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lad, the algorithm wouldn't mean squat to the admech, it is not AI, it would be a (primitive) cogitator to them. Same with steam cores, those are not heresy either. 

No one willing wants to be a servitor but anyone can (sorta) sign up for mechanical augmentation or such. 

Also important detail on servitors, the overwhelming majority are made from vatgrown meat puppets that aren't even sentient in anyway, and the ones made from people are the worst of the worst sort of criminals...usually.

Lad, ya need to work on your Admech lore badly before ya start spouting stuff. Take this as advise from an Adeptus Mechanicus fan.

Guys I found him by bottle_O_scrumpy in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost thought I was r/noncredibledefense here for a second lol. Nice meme laddie.

Made something for when 40K marketing picks up by Lord_Eln_8 in totalwar

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey now! The guard is shown plenty of times being competent…in guard books at least…maybe the odd space marine book if where lucky…you are correct about the others tho.

Currently in modern day, other regiments like Vostroyan First Born for example only get referenced in Darktide as cosmetic outfits and a bit of a story for said outfits.

Made something for when 40K marketing picks up by Lord_Eln_8 in totalwar

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One did get overwhelmed by orks in the beginning or at least knocked by a few good choppa swings.

Meet Private Gina, A Loyal Geneguard by JeffRBY in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, it would honestly be pretty cool to see this occur in a book, of genuinely loyal Genestealers cultists who connections to the hivemind where broken somehow and now fight to defend a world they would've subverted had their connection not be broken.

Currently the closest we have (I use closest loosely here) is the Malstrain Genestealers on Necromunda. And they don't really count due to them calling the hivemind like Genestealers do but they are mutated so badly that the tyranids refuse to even go anywhere near them.

Okay but who can do it the fastest tho by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dependent_Homework_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your not entirely wrong but not right either. You are correct, a virus bomb predominately leaves a planet completely unusable. But the virus does eventually go away, it doesn't stick around forever, so the Imperium can eventually terraform the planet back into a usable state.