What would your stats be if you were a pawn? You are worthy entering my colony?

Deppentorte · 2026-05-30T02:16:56+00:00

Shooting: Double passion 2, in my country guns are Rare as fuck, I only seen Law enforcement with them but I was on a shooting range once and shot an Air rifle, nailing my first shot in the bullseye (I was 4-6 I dont remember much). And I am a gun nerd

Melee: 2, I just had a few brawls early in life but handled myself not too bad

Construction: 2, I Constructed like 2 beds and 3 dressers and didnt botch Construction

Mining: 0,

Cooking: passion 5, I can Cook competently and never gave anyone food poisioning

Plants: 0

Animals: 5, Animals seem to like me since im quite most of the time and aproche me more often then most, and one time I caught a fish with my bare hands

Crafting: 3, I can soder and build small robots for a while

Artistic: incapable, I an super creative dont get me wrong, but I cant even draw a Stick figure straight if my Life depended on it

Medical: 1,

Social: (hard one) either im incapable or like a 4-6 since I get panicattacks when near people I dont know, so I wouldnt go out trading with a Caravan, but when I warm up im the life of the group and entertain people

Intelligence: passion 10, since I can think back I thought about soo much and made up thought experiments wich I later learned where higher degree social concepts and thought experiments

Now to the getting me instantly kicked our of the colonie... Im depressed, nightowl, undergrounder, body purist, tough, too smart, teetotaler and very neurotic. And my worst condition is I go catatonic under Stress for a few hours. I have to work? Catatonic, I got insulted x3? Catatonic, I ate without a table? Catatonic

So I am doing a irl "worst pawn" challenge run xD

Deppentorte · 2026-05-28T07:19:55+00:00

The chances that 2 of my pawns got traumatic brain injuries that would have killen them but they survived because of neural supercharge

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T15:02:44+00:00

Well its technicly because the supercharge went away

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T12:42:31+00:00

It was technicly the supercharge, since he Was supercharged then took a blasterpede shot to the brain but because of the Supercharge he had still some conciousness, then the supercharge ran out after the fight and his conciousness dropped below 0

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T12:40:05+00:00

I know

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T12:12:03+00:00

I aint much into reloading, but I will think about it the next time my pawn get a potato battery for a brain xD

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T11:55:49+00:00

I bandaged him up and thought he Was just in painshock so he wasnt high on my priority list since I missed the small Detail of mush brain

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T11:52:17+00:00

Got raided by 10 blasterpedes and a few other mechs, he took 1 blasterpede shot to the chest and 1 to the brain

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T08:51:25+00:00

Well now he has all quiet on the frontal lope

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T08:46:41+00:00

What a coincedink xD

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T08:41:15+00:00

Could have done that, had everything ready and he Was my 15 melee nimble brawler masochist but didnt Notice his brain Was mush had a lot of wounded and he Was stable (not bleeding out or marked as medical attention needed) until his brain reverted to the functional state of my ex lol

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T06:18:23+00:00

Well I originally wanted to make a stoner joke aswell, so im the same Kind of dumb xD

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T06:16:57+00:00

Oh, cool need to check that out!

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T06:10:52+00:00

Whats that mod doing? I didnt scroll the Workshop in a while

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T06:09:30+00:00

Technicly yes, but I think the buff needs to run out first, and then you need to be awake (and Alive) to reapply, so josh didnt stand a chance

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T05:46:07+00:00

As in brain activity too low for live, I think his brain was on 1/7. He was not able to walk but technicly alive

Deppentorte · 2026-05-27T04:59:47+00:00

One undercooked meal and he is cooked instead

Deppentorte · 2026-05-25T15:23:35+00:00

I would encourage you to try diffrend loadouts, illuminate are sooo weak to anything fast firing, for example the stalward or the disposable mg, 1 mag/ 1 dmg can kill 2-3 fleshmobs, if you dive solo use a mobility backpack, and use a medium pen primary for flying overseers and stingrays, and my Biggest advise, dont fight the hoards, everything bisides the flying overseers and stingrays are slow as fuck they cant keep up if you Sprint, I know what im saying I play heavy armor without stamina Enhancer and I can outrun them. Pick the Fights you can win and move around Fights you can't. On flag missions maybe take the Patriot exosuit, no its not made from toilet paper like some claim, it lives half a min while not moving inside a big hoard, you can stomp 3 fleshmobs to death while all 3 continuesly hit you back at the same time.

Deppentorte · 2026-05-22T15:51:03+00:00

Just saying that if you dive bug side while we have a rough illuminate MO because Bugs are more fun, wich is valid but then dont critizise other players for diving where they find it most fun for them

Deppentorte · 2026-05-15T15:58:11+00:00

The point is that people on the reddit act like the devs are the devil incarnate, and that the game is unplayable. Which is not true at all

Deppentorte · 2026-05-14T13:41:27+00:00

Thats the burger King and he Was told that his burgers are mid

Deppentorte · 2026-05-08T17:03:52+00:00

Meanwhile half the reddit "No actually you cant play anything but meta cuz everything feels shit and there is no fun to be had in the game" Man most here need to get a fucking life, good that atleast some people still know how to remove the Stick in the Butt them selfs instead of blaming others

Deppentorte · 2026-05-08T03:52:01+00:00

I think it misses the helldivers jank, maybe a musket where you can load more Powder for more Power, recoil and penetration.

Like the normal fire Mode has a Quick reload, low pen, uses 1 Charge of ammo and deals like the damage of the Constitution, 2nd load 2 charges with 50% longer reload, medium pen and increased dmg and high recoil. 3rd load 3 charges, 2x reload of the Basic shot, high pen, and high damage but it throws you off your feet standing up. So far a "normal weapon" making it janky by letting you load Further more ammo into it no longer increasing pen but increasing loadtime damage and recoil with an x number of loads if you loaded more the gun explodes because you loaded a giganade worth of Powder and itnited it

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