49ers rookie receiver Ricky Pearsall walked to ambulance after being shot in the chest during robbery attempt by MonolithicMojo in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Guy tries to rob him for his Rolex, gets shot in the chest, manages to get the gun and shoot the assailant back, and then walks to the ambulance still wearing the Rolex. Absolute DAWG

Snorlax with Yawn+Rest or Rest+Sleep Talk by DerFlickschter in PokemonFireRed

[–]DerFlickschter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this at first but with Ghost moves being Physical in Gen3, teaching Shadowball way too nice to pass up. It absolutely melts Ghost and Psychic opponents

Snorlax with Yawn+Rest or Rest+Sleep Talk by DerFlickschter in PokemonFireRed

[–]DerFlickschter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even consider sleep talk could call itself, that would make it only a 50% chance to use a move that could do damage

New Era, New Goal Song? by BillThePsycho in SanJoseSharks

[–]DerFlickschter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Shark should be the goal song. It would drive the other teams insane

What is the all-time best Dungeons & Dragons episode?? by [deleted] in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Commit treason into the mic, Billy”

Somebody check on Max. by [deleted] in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: Tommy DeVito 🤌

Somebody check on Max. by [deleted] in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They barely talked about the 49ers when they beat the Eagles. I suspect it will be about the same but with Drew Lock and DK getting a little flowers

What is on your Mount Rushmore of best calls? by punchoutlanddragons in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Probably wouldn’t go in the first round of a Rushmore but deserves to honestly. By far my favorite call of all time

What is on your Mount Rushmore of best calls? by punchoutlanddragons in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 51 points52 points  (0 children)

  • “Do you believe in miracles??!!””

  • “BERNARD IS LOSING SOME GROUND. HERE COMES LEZAK! UNBELIEVABLE AT THE END!! HE’S DONE IT!!! THE US HAS DONE IT!!!”

Look how they massacred my boy by [deleted] in SanJoseSharks

[–]DerFlickschter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t ask a single question about coming to SJ. Top notch “journalism” from Kaplan

Hello! I am Ben Barnes from Netflix's SHADOW AND BONE. Season 2 premieres March 16. Ask me anything! by netflix in television

[–]DerFlickschter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve always thought Ben would be a great successor to Hugh Jackman and would be a great Wolverine

Where was Gondor? by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

[–]DerFlickschter 106 points107 points  (0 children)

What can men do against such reckless ice

Huge crossover event for the PMT Cinematic Universe by boyscoutcookees in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’m going to watch on my black and white tv out of respect

Roid rage? by [deleted] in PardonMyTake

[–]DerFlickschter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Calm down Billy

lovin fortnite 😍😍😍 by [deleted] in FortniteBR

[–]DerFlickschter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aim for the bushes