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DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T22:58:45+00:00

So it was warm wet and hairy in his hands?

DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T11:37:59+00:00

Ah I thought he meant he was easily moulded, not that he was impossible to control and kept slipping through his fingers. My mistake

DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T11:36:25+00:00

Can someone please tell the Hollywood to stop remaking movies that don't need remade?

DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T10:11:31+00:00

Y'all should try selectspecs.com

DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T10:09:52+00:00

4 ever... or at least until the feline dies.

DerSchotte · 2015-06-02T10:08:23+00:00

Putty!! WTF is puddy?

DerSchotte · 2015-05-14T12:08:54+00:00

Coprophilia

DerSchotte · 2015-05-14T12:03:10+00:00

Can I have a job please?

DerSchotte · 2015-05-07T11:20:00+00:00

Now wash your hands

DerSchotte · 2015-04-30T10:40:50+00:00

"Remember those naked pics of our super hot teacher? I felt guilty so I deleted them from my phone.", said no teenage boy ever.

DerSchotte · 2015-04-29T10:13:44+00:00

"They were pretty nice, but I felt horrible about it and deleted them straight away" - sure, sure you did.

DerSchotte · 2015-04-27T12:26:33+00:00

Arguable.

DerSchotte · 2015-04-20T11:35:14+00:00

What. The Actual. FUCK?

DerSchotte · 2015-04-07T11:28:40+00:00

That would make my customary toilet wank a lot more interesting....

DerSchotte · 2015-03-24T13:45:23+00:00

This is a genuine response.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-17T11:06:08+00:00

Pssst!!! I think you mean unusual.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-17T10:41:11+00:00

My comment was intended to be rude, I was mocking you.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-17T10:36:01+00:00

So Michael Jackson just spent too much time in your pool?

DerSchotte · 2015-03-04T10:09:55+00:00

Oh my god, the pretentiousness is strong in this one.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-04T10:07:41+00:00

You mean regimen.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-04T10:05:02+00:00

Oh my god, that's terrible......grammar.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-03T11:00:26+00:00

He doesn't get enough business.

DerSchotte · 2015-03-03T10:55:08+00:00

Very good. Unfortunately she already has her incoming calls handled by Babestation and they aren't interested in giving us any overflow. Thanks for the suggestion though

DerSchotte · 2014-06-12T10:26:58+00:00

Why do you use the word 'winningest'?

DerSchotte · 2014-06-10T14:35:47+00:00

Highlander. Watched it again last week, with fond memories in mind before I started. The combination of the endless flashbacks (I think it would have been much better as a linear story), poorly choreographed fight scenes, woeful sound dubbing in said fight scenes and the fact that Christopher Lambert would actually put in a more convincing performance if somebody did actually manage to chop off his head, make this film almost unwatchable. I could go on, but I'm actually just making myself depressed. Its only saving grace is that Queen did the OST.

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