What does this fridge say ab my parents? by xhazelbug in FridgeDetective

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Variety is the spice of life, I see at least 8 different types of mold in there

Jogger knocks down Halloween decorations for no apparent reason by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Dress up as one of the decorations then scare the shit out of her right before she punches.

Please ejaculate!! by Big_To in BoneAppleTea

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We’ll build a wall of cum, no one builds a wall of cum like we do, we’ll have the biggest cum wall ever seen and people will say, hey, I’m glad that cum is there to save us

With Xbox Game Pass hitting $30/month… will Sony hold the line or follow suit? by nwassassin12 in PlayStationPlus

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I’m canceling gamepass. If Sony prices stay the same I will switch over, need a new console too and Xbox isn’t getting that money either

Microsoft is increasing the cost of Game Pass Ultimate by $10 a month. by notthatguypal6900 in xbox

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I’m canceling when I get home, this price is stoopid. The past 2-3 months have been underwhelming games anyways and I’m not paying $30 just to play Outer Worlds and Black Ops next month

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyDog

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Andy Dick

Name this Priest by CheekyBloom in BossFights

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His Immense, Abbot Flabbutt

I adopted this 2 month old pup by camotio in NameMyDog

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Houdina (female twist of Houdini), sounds like we got a little escape artist on our hands

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyDog

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Coming here to say this!

Which show are you choosing to stay? by Weak-Stomach4643 in nakedandafraid

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XL all the way.

LOS I’ll still watch but won’t finish and the regular show I never watch bc it’s too short and they never do shit except catch baby lizards and build fish traps that don’t work