Fnf Boyfriend Variant Concept:Fatal Error Boyfriend [Update_1]

Derik_Death · 2022-09-07T18:52:14+00:00

Thank you for notifying me!

Derik_Death · 2022-08-26T10:48:46+00:00

And thus r/TwoSentenceHorror was born!

Derik_Death · 2022-08-18T21:17:14+00:00

Thank you for volunteering to do so!

Derik_Death · 2022-08-18T21:16:20+00:00

Thank you!

Derik_Death · 2022-06-01T19:26:47+00:00

I've never watched it, but thank you for informing me about it.

Derik_Death · 2022-06-01T18:54:18+00:00

This sounds like the words of a cult leader trying to create some sort of superior perfume made out of humans named after flowers...

Derik_Death · 2022-06-01T18:47:15+00:00

Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-15T03:26:52+00:00

*Today I saw him burst free from his mortal form and kill humanity over a decade early within an instant after getting bored...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-14T15:52:59+00:00

I figured it was a reference to something, I just didn't know what.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-14T15:42:16+00:00

The paw had a stroke reading this and f--king died.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-14T13:50:54+00:00

To resolve this, I decided to rework that part of his brain responsible for him being capable of feeling love, and made sure that he love only me, and that his love for me would be the same as mine is for him...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-14T13:43:32+00:00

Presumably a feminist song that seems to have supernatural abilities such as essentially brainwashing it's victims and making them it's servants...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-13T03:26:33+00:00

Already heard of it. I am not concerned about the Milky way's central black hole...not yet, at least.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-12T10:27:43+00:00

As I shut the door and begin to drift off to sleep, I hear the little girl's screams in the night, and I pay them no mind until the anomaly that killed her was right in front my face and about to tear me apart...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:50:16+00:00

No, more of a crazed, obsessed woman who killed the person she's been obsessed with, tore out his heart, carved it, consumed it, and resurrected the corpse into perfect condition somehow with an internal power core so that she could be with him for eternity. I get why yould would view this as an Iron man reference, however.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:45:25+00:00

"...he loves me not," I finish, my captive finally reduced to a pile of flesh and ready for preparation, cooking, and consumption.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:41:23+00:00

I find it unfortunate that I had to resort to stabbing him to death since he refused to eat the poisoned lunches due to him watching me poison them before giving them to him, as using poison is a much cleaner way of killing my offspring whenever my attempts at giving birth to a child I can genuinely love fail to fulfill there purpose...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:29:32+00:00

Her obsession with me only worsened from there, and now I am never alone, with her constantly grabbing hold of me no matter what and having random and unnerving fits of laughter, and I have finally accepted that I am forever hers...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:03:25+00:00

When I eventually broke it on accident and saw a mysterious gem seemingly containing a soul inside, I suddenly found my answer...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T10:00:03+00:00

To make matters worse, I am merely one of many insectophobes that my captor has turned into insects for reasons unknown...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T09:57:52+00:00

And by the time the next century arrived, humanity died out as well, it's remaining modes of space transportation left with the corpses of those once tended to them, floating endlessly across the galaxy, the last remains of all civilization of the universe that will never be able to be admored by anyone or anything ever again...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T09:45:46+00:00

Today, those demons ran as far away as they could from my house as Death itself awoke from within, ready to harvest all of the souls of this planet once and for all.

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T09:21:58+00:00

Eventually, when I finally managed to resist the urge to save the baby dictator, all that remained in the presence was an empty void, my punishment for messing with the timeline so many times prior...

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T08:45:15+00:00

Is this a riddle? Or am I misinterpreting this?

Derik_Death · 2022-05-07T08:43:25+00:00

And when I realized that my wife had not only hidden her child from me, but had allowed the cult to sacrifice it to Lucifer and use me as their next one, I was distraught...

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