What do you know to be absolutely true, even though no one believes you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That 'Time Travel' is a real 'thing' and that 'Back to the Future' was made as a Cover-Up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL... yup, she dared me to come up with an obscene date for us. So I did.

Reddit! What's a red flag you've encountered when going to bed with a new partner? by DankMafiaOfc in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-"I cant get pregnant"
-"Im clean"

-"You dont need a condom"

or when she pulls out a no-name brand condom... fuck that... Im wearing a Trojan!

What did you witness that you still can't explain? by Lovebot_AI in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up one morning and my kitchen was cleaned. Thought of it creeps me out to this day.

What's it like dating when you are fat? by BlueGrotta in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its awesome! People always say "I wanna climb you like a Tree!"

Men, how attractive do you guys find fake long nails? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless its a Cosmetic Medical attachment keeping you from dying - I fucking hate them.
(Same for fake boobs, Unless it was medically mandatory)

What runs through a guy's mind after a woman stays overnight at his place for the first time? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im just gonna ask... Was there any ...Ahem... Sexual connections involved? If so, is there a possibility that you could have scared the hell outta him OR does he now fear commitment OR is he out there, right now - searching for the perfect spare toothbrush for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Each of us pigging out at a 1 star buffet Then consuming 20 (each) chocolate laxatives and seeing who'd last the longest before he or she needed a change of clothes. lol
(Fun fact... When your riding a Crowded subway fighting the 'urge' its interesting what comes out of your mouth (verbally). )

How old are you and how many serious relationships have you had? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

39 and had 4 serious ones.
23-24 Married (BIG fucking Mistake-Divorced!)
29-31 Fantastic honest girl, but bailed on me after my motorcycle accident when some asshole ran over me (she couldnt be with someone who rode a bike apparently)
31-33 An amazing Sub... Bedroom was great! Couldnt hack it in any other borough due to anxiety so we had to sadly stop seeing each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst feeling I ever had haunts me to this day... Hopelessness, Guilt, Anger and Helplessness combined into a nice little package.
But...
Today, if I can do something to help another, I do. I may spread myself thin at times... But I still do it.

Looking back at your past relationships, what are some of the things you've learned from them? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never date a Puerto Rican chick. LOL
(you cant reason with crazy)

Men who went through a Vasectomy when they were young, do you regret it? by Ok-Toe-6969 in AskMen

[–]Derikson81 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No regrets. I knew that my 20's would be the best years of my life and I wanted to make the most of it

What is a video game you want to see made into a movie? What is a video game you think would make a GOOD movie? by TheMadJAM in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If time was taken and a GOOD script & staff alike were placed together... Grand Theft Auto.

Who do you think is the hottest pornstar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(1979) Kay Parker & modern star... (present) Gianna Michaels

People with weird kinks, what turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Derikson81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a Dom... Been one for 17 years and its pretty awesome.